Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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enonymous
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You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.
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denvan
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Get those earwax cooking lessons started
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denvan
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Get those earwax cooking lessons started
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khaya
| 9
It is a subtle hint, meaning your food taste like shit.
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neo9421
| 0
obviously..
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just_lol
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No, it means that you can't understand sarcasm, which means that you must have a shitty humour...
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dre_bro11
| 12
Einstein, I find it rude that you should stick your tongue out at me.
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just_lol
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damn, where is that edit button??
Sorry, I thought you were talking to #1
Sorry, I thought you were talking to #1
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ballwiz23
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this isn't fml worthy
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just_lol
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Well it's not personnal, I've discovered that it is the only universal langage....
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ballwiz23
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not sure why my comment got moded. I just said this isn't really fml worthy. it's really not that bad
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atthegates
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0/2 wiz....not doin too good are we champ
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ballwiz24
| 0
Still not fml worthy
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Angi95
| 3
well it's not really that big of a secret if they've eaten dinner.
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T9FTW
| 20
LOL, Wizards fail... again.
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TomFeltonFan
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mmmm, sounds like some delicious earwax.
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enonymous
| 8
You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.
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Grimmerie
| 31
that's disgusting. everyone knows you broil diapers. baking just ruins the flavour.
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Klums02
| 0
two epic wins ^
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wolfgirl323
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Lool XD
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ashattack23
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Win
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ramboman19
| 8
haha
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robc32ca
| 4
it probably did!
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actually, ear wax tastes terrible, it's bitter.
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vclare
| 0
no what's terrible is that you know what earwax tastes like : s
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MrLaryRottweila
| 1
aawww when she grows she wants to be cook *tear tear*
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Frelling
| 0
You want to spank underage girls.
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khaya
| 9
Yes!!!! where do I sign up?
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Sincurr
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lmao damn that sucks ass maybe u need to take up cooking lessons lol
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DropBearHunter
| 8
Just serve her up some Clag glue. I bet her opinion will do a 180.