FML : Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In...

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bailey - / Tuesday 5 April 2011 04:04 / Canada

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By enonymous | 8

#2298345 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:11

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

By denvan | 0

#2298333 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:06

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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By denvan | 0

#2298333 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:06

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

khaya | 9

#2298359 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:22

It is a subtle hint, meaning your food taste like shit.

neo9421 | 0

#2298474 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 13:19

obviously..

just_lol | 0

#2298661 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 14:47

No, it means that you can't understand sarcasm, which means that you must have a shitty humour...

dre_bro11 | 12

#2298671 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 14:51

Einstein, I find it rude that you should stick your tongue out at me.

just_lol | 0

#2298685 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 14:54

damn, where is that edit button??
Sorry, I thought you were talking to #1

ballwiz23 | 0

#2299165 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:51

this isn't fml worthy

just_lol | 0

#2299314 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:56

Well it's not personnal, I've discovered that it is the only universal langage....

ballwiz23 | 0

#2299898 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:51

not sure why my comment got moded. I just said this isn't really fml worthy. it's really not that bad

atthegates | 0

#2301679 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:00

0/2 wiz....not doin too good are we champ

ballwiz24 | 0

#2301866 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:45

Still not fml worthy

Angi95 | 3

#2760190 - Sunday 26 June 2011 3:02

well it's not really that big of a secret if they've eaten dinner.

T9FTW | 20

#5126784 - Thursday 8 November 2012 4:45

LOL, Wizards fail... again.

By TomFeltonFan | 0

#2298343 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:09

mmmm, sounds like some delicious earwax.

By enonymous | 8

#2298345 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:11

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.