By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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Get those earwax cooking lessons started

It is a subtle hint, meaning your food taste like shit.

No, it means that you can't understand sarcasm, which means that you must have a shitty humour...

Einstein, I find it rude that you should stick your tongue out at me.

damn, where is that edit button?? Sorry, I thought you were talking to #1

this isn't fml worthy

Well it's not personnal, I've discovered that it is the only universal langage....

not sure why my comment got moded. I just said this isn't really fml worthy. it's really not that bad

0/2 wiz....not doin too good are we champ

Still not fml worthy

well it's not really that big of a secret if they've eaten dinner.

LOL, Wizards fail... again.

mmmm, sounds like some delicious earwax.

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

that's disgusting. everyone knows you broil diapers. baking just ruins the flavour.

two epic wins ^

it probably did!

actually, ear wax tastes terrible, it's bitter.

no what's terrible is that you know what earwax tastes like : s

aawww when she grows she wants to be cook *tear tear*

You want to spank underage girls.

Yes!!!! where do I sign up?

lmao damn that sucks ass maybe u need to take up cooking lessons lol

Just serve her up some Clag glue. I bet her opinion will do a 180.