By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 469
You deserved it 6 724

Same thing different taste

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enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

It is a subtle hint, meaning your food taste like shit.

No, it means that you can't understand sarcasm, which means that you must have a shitty humour...

Einstein, I find it rude that you should stick your tongue out at me.

damn, where is that edit button?? Sorry, I thought you were talking to #1

Well it's not personnal, I've discovered that it is the only universal langage....

not sure why my comment got moded. I just said this isn't really fml worthy. it's really not that bad

0/2 wiz....not doin too good are we champ

ballwiz24 0
Angi95 3

well it's not really that big of a secret if they've eaten dinner.

T9FTW 20

mmmm, sounds like some delicious earwax.

enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

actually, ear wax tastes terrible, it's bitter.

no what's terrible is that you know what earwax tastes like : s

MrLaryRottweila 1

aawww when she grows she wants to be cook *tear tear*

Frelling 0

You want to spank underage girls.

lmao damn that sucks ass maybe u need to take up cooking lessons lol

DropBearHunter 8

Just serve her up some Clag glue. I bet her opinion will do a 180.