By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

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denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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khaya 9

It is a subtle hint, meaning your food taste like shit.

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just_lol 0

No, it means that you can't understand sarcasm, which means that you must have a shitty humour...

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dre_bro11 12

Einstein, I find it rude that you should stick your tongue out at me.

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just_lol 0

damn, where is that edit button?? Sorry, I thought you were talking to #1

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just_lol 0

Well it's not personnal, I've discovered that it is the only universal langage....

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ballwiz23 0

not sure why my comment got moded. I just said this isn't really fml worthy. it's really not that bad

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atthegates 0

0/2 wiz....not doin too good are we champ

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ballwiz24 0

Still not fml worthy

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Angi95 3

well it's not really that big of a secret if they've eaten dinner.

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T9FTW 20

LOL, Wizards fail... again.

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TomFeltonFan 0

mmmm, sounds like some delicious earwax.

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enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

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Grimmerie 31

that's disgusting. everyone knows you broil diapers. baking just ruins the flavour.

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fluorescentadole_fml 8

actually, ear wax tastes terrible, it's bitter.

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vclare 0

no what's terrible is that you know what earwax tastes like : s

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MrLaryRottweila 1

aawww when she grows she wants to be cook *tear tear*

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Frelling 0

You want to spank underage girls.

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Sincurr 0

lmao damn that sucks ass maybe u need to take up cooking lessons lol

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DropBearHunter 8

Just serve her up some Clag glue. I bet her opinion will do a 180.

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