FML : Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement ring and asked her if she would become my wife. She...

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Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement ring and asked her if she would become my wife. She said, "I can’t, I have mittens." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PasFiancé - / Friday 9 October 2015 08:15 / Iceland - Reykjav?k

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By Sliver1991 | 26

#6715127 - Monday 21 November 2016 11:54

On the one hand, this is a pretty good joke. On the other hand, this is here, so it might not be a joke, or perhaps a joking way to refuse. On the third hand, a lot of FML posts are about the OP not getting that there is a joke to get. On the fourth hand, the OP might have understood the joke, they laughed together, and now they are engaged, but the OP decided to cut the story short so that it can be posted on FML. On the fifth hand, this could be fake. On the sixth hand, I killed only 2 people and ran out of hands.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6715125 - Monday 21 November 2016 11:43

I would say "marry her" but I guess it's a bit late for that. Assuming it was a joke instead of her just making something up to say no.

But did you try taking the mittens off and asking again?

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By Lalala579121 | 27

#6715125 - Monday 21 November 2016 11:43

I would say "marry her" but I guess it's a bit late for that. Assuming it was a joke instead of her just making something up to say no.

But did you try taking the mittens off and asking again?

KrazyKatz3 | 26

#7527083 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 14:10

They're in the arctic. I wouldn't take her mittens off...

By wmayrhofer | 14

#6715126 - Monday 21 November 2016 11:50

That's hilarious though. You should try again in the hot springs!

By Sliver1991 | 26

#6715127 - Monday 21 November 2016 11:54

grimdio | 6

#6715135 - Monday 21 November 2016 12:23

then the real mystery is where did you get the fifth hand?

SoulFrog | 7

#6715140 - Monday 21 November 2016 12:52

Dang that's a lot of hands

Bismuth92 | 10

#6715146 - Monday 21 November 2016 13:49

He got the fifth and sixth hands from his second victim. The first two hands were his own, and the third and fourth belonged to his first victim.

species4872 | 19

#6715157 - Monday 21 November 2016 14:19

You sound pretty handy yourself.

RememberSchlitz | 9

#6715413 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:25

And on the 7th and 8th hands: mittens.

MamaChey | 22

#6715436 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 17:31

On the one hand, you have a mitten. On the other hand...

Jay18 | 21

#6715623 - Wednesday 23 November 2016 5:37

it's comments like these that come in handy sometimes

LatterDaySaint | 12

#6715695 - Wednesday 23 November 2016 16:11

John by the way?

By rhiannonleesarah | 14

#6715128 - Monday 21 November 2016 12:00

well you gotta give her credit, its pretty cold out and she may not want to expose herself to the cold, not sure how she said it though, good luck reproposing in a warm environment

By RichardPencil | 25

#6715142 - Monday 21 November 2016 13:22

You mean she's already married to her cat?

Regimental_Phan | 18

#6715230 - Monday 21 November 2016 20:14

i like your reference there

cornyrob | 32

#6715528 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 21:11

I had to read that a couple of times to get that

justinb97 | 16

#6715956 - Thursday 24 November 2016 10:24

That was my first thought

By VikingLynne | 18

#6715188 - Monday 21 November 2016 17:10

strange, you'd think she would have said yes, you know. due to the implication

By Llyev | 10

#6715246 - Monday 21 November 2016 21:40

Hit rewind and buy her a very nice necklace to loop the ring onto and ask her again, necklaces aint got nothing to do with being on your fingers and she can still accept the ring xD

In all seriousness tho she was kidding about the mitten comment right? or maybe she was just so cold she was too out of it to realize what she was saying.. OR pessimistically maybe she was just using that as a lame way of letting you down without actually saying "no".