By KittyKat - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML
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  Peachy2392  |  26

Actually, whether or not a two year old has developed some common sense and reasoning has a lot to do with what their parents have taught them. I'm not saying they have fully developed skills but parents can help them develop skills and common sense at a young age.

  8born8  |  18

This reminds me of the kid from kindergarten cop with arnold Schwarzenegger; "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina." I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon enough OP.

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Yeah, I knew what you meant. I'd prefer to think since she's so young and innocent, she wouldn't talk like a dirty stripper. That cuteness would go away pretty fast if she was yelling "Dick" instead.

  skyeyez9  |  24

There are certain incidents I remember very well when I was a toddler. I am not a Prodigy, just average intelligence. But I do have a very good memory.


10 years later...
OP : I'll flip a coin, heads or tails ?
OP's Daughter : Ewww mom
Boyfriend: Hey wanna see this *flashes* my dick !
OP's Daughter : Ffs this always happens, It's a TAIL people, a TAIL

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Why would OP's daughters boyfriend show OP and her daughter his dick? Is there a mother daughter love triangle!? Where is OP's husband!? Did he die in WW3 and leave behind a devastated family!? Is OP really the mom of this child!? What is going on!? I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED!

  vewwe  |  20

I really don't understand what is the problem of seeing a parent naked at that age. Sure it can get awkward when you're older but for example, when I was a kid we used to go naked in the sauna, the whole family together. If you don't make such big deal about it, she probably wouldn't even care over the fact that he has a "tail" between his legs.

  smokecloud_  |  37

how is it inappropriate? when i was little i would follow my dad into the shower because i was fascinated by what he had that i didnt. he always used the word 'privates' and i understood what that meant, but it wasnt shamed. my mom would walk around naked too. its the human body, people!!

  Huddisher  |  10

That wold go over well in Pre-K.

"Daddy lets me shower with him."

We had a child say that in the daycare I went to. They found it a little alarming and awkward. e.o

But with the way people are with guys and kids, I guess it's just automatically cause for concern in people's eyes.