By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 845
You deserved it 4 854

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So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch

That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP

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Unbweavable 17

Why does your MOTHER have to be a bitch?

incoherentrmblr 21

I hope the other bitch was her friend and not your sister...

Guess that makes OP a SoB.

I guess you could now categorize him as a "Son of a bitch".

So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch

A responsible son of a bitch, no less!

I keep hearing Lily's voice from HIMYM... "You son of a bitch!" Or in OP's mom's case... "You son of a me!"

meggieeeee92 27

Hey at least she was being responsible and having someone drive her home. And you're a good kid for doing it :)

FYL if she was a bitch to you !,If she even realised you were her son!

xninix_fml 36

Lol I'm sure she recognized now considering she gave birth to him. At least she didn't try driving home I voted fyl though because it does suck that he had to be the one to take her, and her friends home.

atleast you now know your mom knows how to have fun (:

That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP

Good what? The suspense is killing me!

xninix_fml 36

@31 You know what he meant.

Why would you call them bitches at all?? Fucker

Yikes. Well at least she asked for a ride. Most people tend to forget about safety. You're a good son for giving them a ride.

You seem judgmental OP. Would women having fun and getting drunk make them bitches?

Judgmental? You are just as much judgmental. OP has known his mother his whole life, so how is OP being "judgemental".

I don't see how you came to that conclusion #9. You're really stretching it.

I think he is upset at them because they are middle aged women that are drunk and probably loud. They ruined his night so he calls them a bitch to express his anger.

My thing is, he didn't say they were bitches because they were drunk. Maybe he called them bitches because that's how they were acting.

Bulldozer36 21

Sounds like someone is jealous their mother has more of a social life than they do.

I didn't know that getting drunk was a synonym for having a social life. Is it jealousy to be pissed off about having to drive your drunk mother home?

Why is getting completely smashed so cool? I'd rather not spend 5 hours with my head in the toilet the net day.