Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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johnthejolly
| 10
So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch
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glimmer980
| 20
That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP
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Unbweavable
| 17
Why does your MOTHER have to be a bitch?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
I hope the other bitch was her friend and not your sister...
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adrian1910
| 15
Guess that makes OP a SoB.
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Regimental_Phan
| 18
I guess you could now categorize him as a "Son of a bitch".
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johnthejolly
| 10
So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch
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Draugen
| 16
A responsible son of a bitch, no less!
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cheeeksss
| 29
I keep hearing Lily's voice from HIMYM... "You son of a bitch!" Or in OP's mom's case... "You son of a me!"
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meggieeeee92
| 27
Hey at least she was being responsible and having someone drive her home.
And you're a good kid for doing it :)
And you're a good kid for doing it :)
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xxXadza58Xxx
| 12
FYL if she was a bitch to you !,If she even realised you were her son!
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xninix_fml
| 36
Lol I'm sure she recognized now considering she gave birth to him. At least she didn't try driving home I voted fyl though because it does suck that he had to be the one to take her, and her friends home.
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bombielol
| 20
atleast you now know your mom knows how to have fun (:
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glimmer980
| 20
That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP
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cre8tvlylicnsd
| 14
Good what? The suspense is killing me!
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xninix_fml
| 36
@31 You know what he meant.
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flufee2
| 27
Why would you call them bitches at all?? Fucker
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xsydneyx123
| 28
Yikes. Well at least she asked for a ride. Most people tend to forget about safety. You're a good son for giving them a ride.
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lazyslumber
| 18
You seem judgmental OP. Would women having fun and getting drunk make them bitches?
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buckstop1
| 37
Judgmental? You are just as much judgmental. OP has known his mother his whole life, so how is OP being "judgemental".
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garrett_8614
| 14
I don't see how you came to that conclusion #9. You're really stretching it.
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milehigh52
| 22
I think he is upset at them because they are middle aged women that are drunk and probably loud. They ruined his night so he calls them a bitch to express his anger.
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garrett_8614
| 14
My thing is, he didn't say they were bitches because they were drunk. Maybe he called them bitches because that's how they were acting.
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Bulldozer36
| 21
Sounds like someone is jealous their mother has more of a social life than they do.
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DocBastard
| 38
I didn't know that getting drunk was a synonym for having a social life. Is it jealousy to be pissed off about having to drive your drunk mother home?
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GunSlinger69
| 19
Why is getting completely smashed so cool? I'd rather not spend 5 hours with my head in the toilet the net day.