By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
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At least numbnuts is a pretty tame insult compared to some of the things she could be calling you...

I'm actually somewhat disappointed that this just ended with numbnuts. Your wife needs to work on her insults.

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At least numbnuts is a pretty tame insult compared to some of the things she could be calling you...

Should? You don't know anything about that argument or their whole relationship, maybe she's the bitch. So don't make assumptions, numbnuts

He said COULD, not SHOULD. And at this point, I feel like I could AND should call you numbnuts, numbnuts.

10. Ding bat.

I think you SHOULD read properly. and by doing so COULD avoid down votes.

OP you need to work on your wife and kid... at this rate they'll swear like little girls all their life.

I love how 10 is assuming things.

Whoa bro. Calm your tits.

I am sure it sound excessively cute coming from a young kid. On a brither note, OP and his beloved one should see that as an opportunity to sit down and evaluate their relationship and maybe have a good laught about themselves!

I'm actually somewhat disappointed that this just ended with numbnuts. Your wife needs to work on her insults.

You were arguing about her calling you "numbnuts"? I'd laugh my ass off if Mrs. Bastard called me that. You must really be a numbnuts to argue over something that stupid. I hope you were actually arguing over something important, like money or leaving the toilet seat up.

No... They were already arguing and the wife then called him numbnuts... And now the child has picked up on the insult, most likely starting another fight

Sorry Doc, this is one diagnosis that you misinterpreted.

That's exactly why I said I hope they were actually arguing about other things.

At least she only says dumbnuts.

I totally envisioned a much more graphic insult, only to be disappointed by the term "numbnuts".

Could be worse OP, but you and your wife need to work on not arguing when your child is around.

She could be calling you a cunt. This is obviously not an ideal situation but it could be much, much worse...

hopefully she wasnt insulting your *performance*. if thats the case good insult and im sorry

Your wife is a numbnuts for her lack of good insults.