Blasted

By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 651
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If he finds it so funny, he can change the diapers from now on.

The joys of parenthood. There's more to come OP, but congrats on the bub :)

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The joys of parenthood. There's more to come OP, but congrats on the bub :)

OP should try getting intimate with husband and and have the baby start crying, making OP say " OH you just got cock-blocked!"

I looooove being a mommy! And this could even be a hilarious story you just "happen" to mention when she has a boyfriend. >:D

Ah the joys of parenthood

That's funny tbh but your hubby seems to be very childish!

hahahahahahaha.....you're either just so funny or so dumb

Just another story too laugh at in the future. As of now, FYL

I used the wrong form of "to." -.-

i dont think to many people caught it...or cared

Ahh husbands. Always there to make life terrible moments humerus. For not you

As long as they don't make them radius or scapula, I don't have a problem.

His humor is what makes those moments so fun.

I'm not sure what's a bigger asshole - your daughter's, or your husband.

I think the answer is you.

Well, whatever you guys decide, PLEASE don't try to check your answer.

you are so *****

If he finds it so funny, he can change the diapers from now on.

he changes plenty of diapers. if the tables were turned, I would have done the same thing.

Shut up that's such a feminazi remark kill yourself

Sounds like you had a really crappy day

That is just awful. Kids are awful.

It's not like the baby can help it...

Still awful

Nobody ever said raising kids is a clean job.

Kids are awesome. They're funny, even when they don't mean to be and they take joy in moments that adults are too cynical to appreciate.

Why are there more you deserve its than your life sucks lol

For choosing to have a child. She put herself into the situation. Can't exactly say she didn't have it coming.

You must be such a joy at parties.

Lol, I'm the creep who sits in the corner staring at everyone. I didn't say that that was my opinion; just playing the devil's advocate.