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By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML
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HotFrosty 14

If he finds it so funny, he can change the diapers from now on.

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InnocenceBlue 37

The joys of parenthood. There's more to come OP, but congrats on the bub :)

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InnocenceBlue 37

The joys of parenthood. There's more to come OP, but congrats on the bub :)

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oiler 21

OP should try getting intimate with husband and and have the baby start crying, making OP say " OH you just got ****-blocked!"

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derpina72 23

I looooove being a mommy! And this could even be a hilarious story you just "happen" to mention when she has a boyfriend. >:D

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lexred 30

That's funny tbh but your hubby seems to be very childish!

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Stephencharis 14

hahahahahahaha.....you're either just so funny or so dumb

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iPixelCheese 19

Just another story too laugh at in the future. As of now, FYL

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iPixelCheese 19

I used the wrong form of "to." -.-

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ruckfules85 34

i dont think to many people caught it...or cared

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LordLlampaca 13

Ahh husbands. Always there to make life terrible moments humerus. For not you

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Tripartita 44

As long as they don't make them radius or scapula, I don't have a problem.

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coolest_mom 7

His humor is what makes those moments so fun.

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Googolman 29

I'm not sure what's a bigger asshole - your daughter's, or your husband.

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Tripartita 44

Well, whatever you guys decide, PLEASE don't try to check your answer.

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Stephencharis 14

you are so *****

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HotFrosty 14

If he finds it so funny, he can change the diapers from now on.

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coolest_mom 7

he changes plenty of diapers. if the tables were turned, I would have done the same thing.

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MissuhGrey 10

Shut up that's such a feminazi remark kill yourself

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MzZombicidal 36

It's not like the baby can help it...

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Lalala579121 27

Nobody ever said raising kids is a clean job.

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Denise1988 13

Kids are awesome. They're funny, even when they don't mean to be and they take joy in moments that adults are too cynical to appreciate.

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pax14 10

Why are there more you deserve its than your life sucks lol

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thisguy22 33

For choosing to have a child. She put herself into the situation. Can't exactly say she didn't have it coming.

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countryb_cth 38

You must be such a joy at parties.

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thisguy22 33

Lol, I'm the creep who sits in the corner staring at everyone. I didn't say that that was my opinion; just playing the devil's advocate.

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