By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada
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If he fell down the stairs he'd have a lot more than a bruised face. He should have used something like; 'So I was walking down the street the other day when I saw a puppy about to get run over by a car. I dove heroically onto the street saving the puppy's life! Then I tripped and hit my face on the sidewalk' It doesn't have to be believable as long as he doesn't let people know it was really because he's an idiot.
I dot know whats more pathetic... the fact I wear an adult diaper or the fact I still shit myself...
Whenever anyone tells those bullshit stories its so easy to tell theyre lying..