marriiee_fml

About Marriiee_fml

laidback and into anime. Im a big believer in peace, saving the earth, and kindness. I don't follow any religion, I choose my own morals.

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Marriiee_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 6 April 2011 11:47 / Netherlands

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hanna - / Sunday 3 April 2011 17:55 / United States

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shane / Tuesday 8 February 2011 07:58 /

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Samyett - / Wednesday 9 February 2011 19:22 / United States

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 14:38 / United States

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