Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
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Mirorbo
| 26
I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.
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Mikeymikey
| 4
well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o
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Nylecroc
| 0
Snookied!
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gutzzzz
| 0
hah! stab urself with a knife and say she did it :p that'll teach her!!!
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Notjustanother1
| 0
you should hit her so her story is believable but just make sure it's the one with the black eye don't want her looking like a raccoon!
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Peacemaker9
| 7
I agree with both number 8 and 9 yet u should make her pay in another way too..,
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jplumbob
| 4
kick her ass for lying.
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Nylecroc
| 0
Domestic Violence!!! Jersey Shore FTW!!!
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taco_ninja_son
| 0
Let the thread-jacking begin... But yea sucks OP but rather funny ;)
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summersizzle
| 0
hahahahahah!
# 1 win! I <3 jersey shore!
fist pumping like champs ;)
# 1 win! I <3 jersey shore!
fist pumping like champs ;)
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willgraham101
| 0
i hope u beat her with your dick evvery night cuz a healthy sex life makes for a better realationship. but seriously. i would tell her to go walk into another door cuz it would be an improvement
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Ms_Jessie22
| 8
Wow smartie! She's a keeper!
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bettadenne1
| 0
...so wen u gonna be on judge judy?
dafp -__-
dafp -__-
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relyo
| 0
Punch her other eye as hard as you can. Then she'll match and she won't have to lie anymore. It's a win-win.
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BriSabb
| 0
I've never really seen someone run into a door and get a black eye. I thought that was only on tv :P
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Terwilliger
| 0
give her another one... she needs a nice pair of irish sunglasses
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shayyyyy
| 0
lmao #1 FTW
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HeroOfMi
| 0
I can't even begin to explain how stupid this is. I don't see why the hell she can't just take the blame. it was an accident and it's not like she is safe from her stupidity now...if u run into a door, chances are you will prolly do something else like that in your lifetime. I take the credit when I screw up like that because EVERYONE does that stuff
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Snugglez
| 0
I agree with 54. OP you have a stupid gf
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cabbitt
| 0
Get a new girlfriend before she hurts herself again and someone calls the police on you.
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PineappleEspress
| 0
beat her for lying
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annabell123
| 0
8 I agree!!!!
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Pistolaro
| 0
wow
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phreshboi
| 1
I see a lot of blonde jokes coming.... 2 blondes walk into a bar, they got knocked up.
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Scientist007
| 0
Please tell me your joking. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!!! How in the world is he going to tell them of he's dead GENIUS?
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teakaceli
| 0
Hahahaha that's a good idea! This is the funniest FML ever.
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Mirorbo
| 26
I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.
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peacheso
| 31
I know!! That's the worst excuse ever. Now everyone else will look at OP like a bad person
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Mikeymikey
| 4
well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o
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RokstaRx88
| 0
I have a better solution next time they have sex he should just stick it up her ass and not be gentle
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Randen_fml
| 0
agreed with #75. she deserves that after that.
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gress269
| 4
also agreed. perfect idea.
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honne_tatemae
| 9
Bucking bronco?
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ScreamForCandy
| 0
Ohh.
Women beater! :p
Women beater! :p
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irish_love
| 0
not such a nice gf you got there.. or smart..
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RinoaHeartilly
| 36
Your girlfriend is full of fail.
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JMWHS
| 0
^win
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danabee09
| 0
wow. she's stupid.
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canzo378
| 0
get rid of her and tell everyone else what actually happened
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superbry
| 5
Most likely no one will believe it, they always take the woman's if they don't know the full story.
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jesslackszazz
| 0
She's a keeper.
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kaijapapaya
| 0
yeah...but this one was really funny.