By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom
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Snookied!
hah! stab urself with a knife and say she did it :p that'll teach her!!!
kick her ass for lying.
Domestic Violence!!! Jersey Shore FTW!!!
Let the thread-jacking begin... But yea sucks OP but rather funny ;)
hahahahahah! # 1 win! I <3 jersey shore! fist pumping like champs ;)
i hope u beat her with your dick evvery night cuz a healthy sex life makes for a better realationship. but seriously. i would tell her to go walk into another door cuz it would be an improvement
Wow smartie! She's a keeper!
Punch her other eye as hard as you can. Then she'll match and she won't have to lie anymore. It's a win-win.
I've never really seen someone run into a door and get a black eye. I thought that was only on tv :P
give her another one... she needs a nice pair of irish sunglasses
I can't even begin to explain how stupid this is. I don't see why the hell she can't just take the blame. it was an accident and it's not like she is safe from her stupidity now...if u run into a door, chances are you will prolly do something else like that in your lifetime. I take the credit when I screw up like that because EVERYONE does that stuff
Get a new girlfriend before she hurts herself again and someone calls the police on you.
beat her for lying
Please tell me your joking. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!!! How in the world is he going to tell them of he's dead GENIUS?
Hahahaha that's a good idea! This is the funniest FML ever.
I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.
I know!! That's the worst excuse ever. Now everyone else will look at OP like a bad person
well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o
I have a better solution next time they have sex he should just stick it up her ass and not be gentle
also agreed. perfect idea.
Bucking bronco?
not such a nice gf you got there.. or smart..
Your girlfriend is full of fail.
get rid of her and tell everyone else what actually happened
Most likely no one will believe it, they always take the woman's if they don't know the full story.
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I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.
well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o