Snookied!

hah! stab urself with a knife and say she did it :p that'll teach her!!!

you should hit her so her story is believable but just make sure it's the one with the black eye don't want her looking like a raccoon!

I agree with both number 8 and 9 yet u should make her pay in another way too..,

kick her ass for lying.

Domestic Violence!!! Jersey Shore FTW!!!

Let the thread-jacking begin... But yea sucks OP but rather funny ;)

hahahahahah!
# 1 win! I <3 jersey shore!
fist pumping like champs ;)

i hope u beat her with your dick evvery night cuz a healthy sex life makes for a better realationship. but seriously. i would tell her to go walk into another door cuz it would be an improvement

Wow smartie! She's a keeper!

...so wen u gonna be on judge judy?
dafp -__-

Punch her other eye as hard as you can. Then she'll match and she won't have to lie anymore. It's a win-win.

I've never really seen someone run into a door and get a black eye. I thought that was only on tv :P

give her another one... she needs a nice pair of irish sunglasses

lmao #1 FTW

I can't even begin to explain how stupid this is. I don't see why the hell she can't just take the blame. it was an accident and it's not like she is safe from her stupidity now...if u run into a door, chances are you will prolly do something else like that in your lifetime. I take the credit when I screw up like that because EVERYONE does that stuff

I agree with 54. OP you have a stupid gf

Get a new girlfriend before she hurts herself again and someone calls the police on you.

beat her for lying

8 I agree!!!!

wow

I see a lot of blonde jokes coming.... 2 blondes walk into a bar, they got knocked up.

Please tell me your joking. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!!! How in the world is he going to tell them of he's dead GENIUS?

Hahahaha that's a good idea! This is the funniest FML ever.

I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.

I know!! That's the worst excuse ever. Now everyone else will look at OP like a bad person

well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o

I have a better solution next time they have sex he should just stick it up her ass and not be gentle

agreed with #75. she deserves that after that.

also agreed. perfect idea.

Bucking bronco?

Ohh.
Women beater! :p

not such a nice gf you got there.. or smart..

Your girlfriend is full of fail.

^win

wow. she's stupid.

get rid of her and tell everyone else what actually happened

Most likely no one will believe it, they always take the woman's if they don't know the full story.

She's a keeper.

yeah...but this one was really funny.