FML : Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw...

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Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By locker - / Thursday 16 September 2010 20:06 / United States

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By b_anhero | 0

#1416091 - Friday 17 September 2010 02:06

look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.

By random210 | 0

#1415526 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:25

bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

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By random210 | 0

#1415526 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:25

bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

Melaniee_fml | 0

#1415545 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:32

i always hit the kid with the locker below mine in the head

suppressed08 | 2

#1415558 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:38

You two are lucky, we can't have lockers :/

LOLatU87 | 0

#1415571 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:45

BOOM!!! Headshot?

FirstBornUnicorn | 0

#1415601 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:56

I don't have lockers at my highschool either. We don't need lockers because we don't use textbooks.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1415629 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:10

Darn it my comment didn't show and I'm not gonna type it again I wish I could post a dam comment, but noo! it's like tryna winn the lottery posting a comment!

DudeImBetter | 0

#1415646 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:21

yea but now you can make up a cool story about how you saved a baby from vicious lions and then once you killed the lions an animal rights advocate came up to you and punched you in the eye. You're gonna get so much pussi.

woofis | 0

#1415647 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:21

my highschool is so ghetto. we have cubbys that go so high people have to climb up on everybody elses to get to theirs. it always smells bad, you cab see the vents, one day there where just maggots crawling around.

Jessi2487 | 0

#1415697 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:41

25- ur school does use textbooks?? either u go to school in LAUSD or some forgot to order some... jus sayin

ladies_man217 | 0

#1415732 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:48

This is a stupid fml

Abbie_luv | 0

#1415787 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:00

we dont hve lockers either v.v

Abbie_luv | 0

#1415898 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:23

we dont hve lockers either v.v

WearingHats | 14

#1415917 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:24

I'm sure you're getting a fantastic education.

partridgeA | 0

#1415949 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:31

we have a fairly small school so we all have lockers that are big so no one is under/over you :P

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1415998 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:41

I never use my locker, so I don't think I will have this problem unless she gets mad at me for ignoring her. Lockers can be sadistic little bitches!

LoganBballin16 | 0

#1416013 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:43

hahahaha this fml Is so funny! lmao!!

remy3106 | 8

#1416073 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:59

41 the op is a girl lol unless she is a lesbian I don't think she will be getting any pussy

b_anhero | 0

#1416091 - Friday 17 September 2010 02:06

look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.

DudeImBetter | 0

#1416282 - Friday 17 September 2010 02:46

106 oh never mind then, she still has to make up a story tho.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1416380 - Friday 17 September 2010 03:06

She could say she was in a abusive relationship and needs to be comforted. or she got in a catfight with another bitchy girl

omgiitsme03 | 0

#1416389 - Friday 17 September 2010 03:07

gotta be smarter than the locker.

rallets | 22

#1416423 - Friday 17 September 2010 03:19

i fought the locker and the locker won, i fought the locker and the locker won

remy3106 | 8

#1416465 - Friday 17 September 2010 03:31

117 I agree with u, she needs to seem likeless of a loser haha but she mght be gettin some dick!

deathcab7 | 0

#1416694 - Friday 17 September 2010 04:38

i would have loved to see this op.

izzyfiorent | 0

#1416704 - Friday 17 September 2010 04:42

same

turtlemansam | 3

#1416906 - Friday 17 September 2010 05:46

Notice, even though they changed the reply system, PPL STILL REPLY TO FIRST COMMENT!

iSnowboard | 0

#1417042 - Friday 17 September 2010 06:24

pics or it didn't happen

Jessi2487 | 0

#1417085 - Friday 17 September 2010 06:34

137 and so did u

DudeImBetter | 0

#1417125 - Friday 17 September 2010 06:47

123 oh yea guys love it when girls have black eyes, I think it's so sexy lol jk.

airpoft | 0

#1419019 - Friday 17 September 2010 04:21

karma WIN

Lils123 | 0

#1419680 - Friday 17 September 2010 07:03

LMFAO! Good one!

By CelloNerd | 0

#1415527 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:25

fun

mrfruits | 0

#1415953 - Friday 17 September 2010 01:32

cunty mc fun

bravesfan112233 | 0

#1416076 - Friday 17 September 2010 02:00

frail

By Anteezy | 7

#1415530 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:26

Way too long not an fml, just you being stupid.

By ZomgWeAreClubKid | 0

#1415531 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:26

Hahaha, this just made my day. XD

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1415630 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:10

u are cute as hell

underaegis | 0

#1417872 - Friday 17 September 2010 07:41

heh mine too

WTSchool | 0

#3274560 - Monday 12 September 2011 12:17

Me three. I laughed pretty darn hard at the image of this. xDD

kristadoodle | 8

#5430304 - Monday 1 April 2013 10:21

It reminds me of an episode of Spongebob when he tries to open a tube of toothpaste with a wrench and ends up with a blackeye. x.o

By 5up3rTAN | 0

#1415539 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:28

this did nothing for me :-/

SaintE_fml | 0

#1417102 - Friday 17 September 2010 06:41

really!!!!!

By mayaaaxoxo | 0

#1415544 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:31

hahahahahh!

By alex1432 | 9

#1415546 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:32

I hated my high school's lockers... that's why I just carried all my books in my backpack

brit8741 | 0

#1416801 - Friday 17 September 2010 05:16

8- W'ere not allowed to carry backpacks because it means someone's going to bring a gun to school.

By bouncer_detail | 0

#1415553 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:35

File a lawsuit. In today's world, you'd either win or settle for a good chunk of change.

bigbadtim | 7

#1415651 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:23

Sue the locker for assult. LOL

sipher16 | 0

#1416111 - Friday 17 September 2010 02:09

that's what's wrong with America everyone wants to sue everyone for stupid shit. one of my buddies got killed in action and his parents tried to sue the army for "negligence". stupid, people just want money and they dont want to work for it.