I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 764
You deserved it 249

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How drunk or high were you when you made this "slight nudge" that destroyed part of your house?

Hulk smash! Hulk fuck up! Hulk regret overdoing it... Hulk need Betty...

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How drunk or high were you when you made this "slight nudge" that destroyed part of your house?

Hulk smash! Hulk fuck up! Hulk regret overdoing it... Hulk need Betty...

curious what your definition is of "slight"