By VibeCheck - 10/3/2020 07:57

Hangover blues

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By Yudith | 20

#7888591 - Tuesday 10 March 2020 12:01

For the next time; cooked blueberries are more purple than blue, they are darker than mold and they are not fuzzy!

By RichardPencil | 28

#7888569 - Tuesday 10 March 2020 9:42

You should have powered through and finished them off. If you believed strongly enough you'd taste blueberries, then you'd taste them.

Hey, you're going to be puking soon anyways.

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7888569 - Tuesday 10 March 2020 9:42

You should have powered through and finished them off. If you believed strongly enough you'd taste blueberries, then you'd taste them.

Hey, you're going to be puking soon anyways.

By Yudith | 20

#7888591 - Tuesday 10 March 2020 12:01

For the next time; cooked blueberries are more purple than blue, they are darker than mold and they are not fuzzy!

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7888960 - Thursday 12 March 2020 0:36

YDI on so many levels. One for getting that drunk, two for not doing what your dad told you to do (as in getting rid of old food), and three for continuing to eat something that obviously didn't taste right.