By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 022
You deserved it 3 652

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Sorry, but domestic abuse is not something you joke about. You should beat her for that. Er, discuss it.

Now you can beat her.

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beat her for it.

Dude that freaking sucks! FYL.

MAKE HER "BEAT" YOU!

hope non of her friends are cops

haha nice mervin

Maybe OP is scared to break up with his girlfriend because then people would really believe he beat her and he's just leaving her because she told people?

She ran into a door? It seems like either way people were going to think you beat her. "oh its nothing I just ran into a door" is the most cliché excuse for domestic abuse.

God damn, don't let her sneeze near any tables!

#6 HAHA nice lol

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Haha, nice...

lol very smart

Now you can beat her.

what a bitch...break up with her.

And make her put up a fml so we know when it happens.

toy storyyyyyyy:DDDD

Wow, the people of FML have a hard time surviving navigating their own homes without sustaining injury.

I think that so people won't think you beat her. You put up the fml so when the cops investigate. You look like the good guy

or maybe the bitch is crazy and wants attention

Sorry, but domestic abuse is not something you joke about. You should beat her for that. Er, discuss it.