By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
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DocBastard 38
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Sorry, but domestic abuse is not something you joke about. You should beat her for that. Er, discuss it.

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TransitionCovert 6
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Now you can beat her.

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ShadowLord 3
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beat her for it.

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meow97 0

Dude that freaking sucks! FYL.

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Mervin22 6

MAKE HER "BEAT" YOU!

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stacster 0

hope non of her friends are cops

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ageofkyle 0

haha nice mervin

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kendrrraa10 2
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Maybe OP is scared to break up with his girlfriend because then people would really believe he beat her and he's just leaving her because she told people?

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guskta 17
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She ran into a door? It seems like either way people were going to think you beat her. "oh its nothing I just ran into a door" is the most cliché excuse for domestic abuse.

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FYLDeep 25

God damn, don't let her sneeze near any tables!

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Beaniebabima 0

#6 HAHA nice lol

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fml98kevin 4
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IFightFoos 0

Haha, nice...

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smerry 3
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lol very smart

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TransitionCovert 6
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Now you can beat her.

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Pb25797051 0

what a bitch...break up with her.

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FlapjackBP 0
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And make her put up a fml so we know when it happens.

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hasan_shami2013 0

word.

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talktomandybaby 8

toy storyyyyyyy:DDDD

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melmeldolphin 8
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Wow, the people of FML have a hard time surviving navigating their own homes without sustaining injury.

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ydi_4_suking 20
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I think that so people won't think you beat her. You put up the fml so when the cops investigate. You look like the good guy

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heyitsmeyay 0

or maybe the bitch is crazy and wants attention

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DocBastard 38
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Sorry, but domestic abuse is not something you joke about. You should beat her for that. Er, discuss it.

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