FML : Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought...

Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought nothing of it and took at bath with it. When he came home from work, he said he had thrown it away because he used it to clean the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ew / Tuesday 12 April 2016 17:53 / United States

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By itooamscrewed | 10

#6579237 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 3:04

Why would a loofah be in his way in the shower? Why would he use a loofah to clean a toilet? Why would he throw something near a trash can instead of in it? Why does he throw things out of the shower?
So many questions OP. All of them are FYLs.

By earljonez | 22

#6579215 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:44

Sounds like your husband is very aloof

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By sugarshugar | 11

#6579211 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:43

*incoming shitty situation puns*

BoxFullOfLazy | 25

#6579271 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 4:45

*incoming down votes*

By mh_2323 | 13

#6579213 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:44

Well that's just shitty...haha I would suggest taking another shower

By earljonez | 22

#6579215 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:44

Sounds like your husband is very aloof

negb | 30

#6579532 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 15:32

At least he cleaned the toilet!

By TonierShadow | 19

#6579218 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:49

Sounds like the start of a shitty day.

By nreed32 | 20

#6579219 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:50

Next time the toilet needs cleaning I suggest you use his toothbrush.

By Pentium_4 | 26

#6579222 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:53

if he meant to throw it away and it was only "near" the bathroom trash, then he really needs to work on actually throwing things away lol

By feven | 32

#6579223 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:53

Probably not a good idea to pull anything out of a bathroom trash anyways.

smallandroid | 26

#6579231 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:58

OP said it was near the trash, so I'd assume it was just sitting on the floor, maybe.

yerawizardlizzy | 27

#6579435 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 12:59

Okay, but still. It's been sitting on the floor for who knows how long. Why would you wash yourself with it?

By SamSwebb | 24

#6579224 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 2:53

Oh jesus, no no no no no nope! Time for some payback

Tripartita | 44

#6579236 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 3:02

That'll teach him to throw gross things away!

UserError94 | 18

#6579242 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 3:09

Yesss! Put a little AIDS infected blood in his next syringe! That's always a killer with the gang!

BiGTiMeNeRD | 29

#6579257 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 3:55

Dafuq? This escalated too fast for me to keep up.

acerredrum | 23

#6579289 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 5:15

He didn't throw it away though, OP said it was next to the trash. So he took something that belonged to someone else, used it to scrub the toilet and then dropped it on the floor. You can't blame OP for that not being the first conclusion she jumped to.