By ew - 12/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought nothing of it and took at bath with it. When he came home from work, he said he had thrown it away because he used it to clean the toilet. FML
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itooamscrewed 10

Why would a loofah be in his way in the shower? Why would he use a loofah to clean a toilet? Why would he throw something near a trash can instead of in it? Why does he throw things out of the shower? So many questions OP. All of them are FYLs.

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mh_2323 13

Well that's just shitty...haha I would suggest taking another shower

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nreed32 20

Next time the toilet needs cleaning I suggest you use his toothbrush.

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Pentium_4 27

if he meant to throw it away and it was only "near" the bathroom trash, then he really needs to work on actually throwing things away lol

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feven 32

Probably not a good idea to pull anything out of a bathroom trash anyways.

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smallandroid 26

OP said it was near the trash, so I'd assume it was just sitting on the floor, maybe.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Okay, but still. It's been sitting on the floor for who knows how long. Why would you wash yourself with it?

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SamSwebb 24

Oh jesus, no no no no no nope! Time for some payback

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Tripartita 44

That'll teach him to throw gross things away!

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UserError94 18

Yesss! Put a little AIDS infected blood in his next syringe! That's always a killer with the gang!

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Dafuq? This escalated too fast for me to keep up.

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acerredrum 23

He didn't throw it away though, OP said it was next to the trash. So he took something that belonged to someone else, used it to scrub the toilet and then dropped it on the floor. You can't blame OP for that not being the first conclusion she jumped to.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Yes you could do that, 14 but then again, the wife would then have a chance of contracting AIDS when having sex with her husband.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I refuse to make a "shit" pun about this horribly crappy situation.

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HoboMeth 33

Why are you taking a bath in the toilet? No but seriously, that's disgusting

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domolovesyoshi 33

Er I don't think you've read the FML correctly, I kindly suggest you go read again slowly.

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jadenjacksonm 14

This actually made me laugh a little. But agreed with #33

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