By ew - 12/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought nothing of it and took at bath with it. When he came home from work, he said he had thrown it away because he used it to clean the toilet. FML
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itooamscrewed 10
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Why would a loofah be in his way in the shower? Why would he use a loofah to clean a toilet? Why would he throw something near a trash can instead of in it? Why does he throw things out of the shower? So many questions OP. All of them are FYLs.

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earljonez 22
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Sounds like your husband is very aloof

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sugarshugar 11
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*incoming shitty situation puns*

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BoxFullOfLazy 25
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*incoming down votes*

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mh_2323 13
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Well that's just shitty...haha I would suggest taking another shower

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earljonez 22
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Sounds like your husband is very aloof

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negb 30
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At least he cleaned the toilet!

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TonierShadow 19
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Sounds like the start of a shitty day.

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nreed32 20
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Next time the toilet needs cleaning I suggest you use his toothbrush.

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Pentium_4 27
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if he meant to throw it away and it was only "near" the bathroom trash, then he really needs to work on actually throwing things away lol

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feven 32
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Probably not a good idea to pull anything out of a bathroom trash anyways.

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smallandroid 26
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OP said it was near the trash, so I'd assume it was just sitting on the floor, maybe.

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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Okay, but still. It's been sitting on the floor for who knows how long. Why would you wash yourself with it?

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SamSwebb 24
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Oh jesus, no no no no no nope! Time for some payback

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Tripartita 44
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That'll teach him to throw gross things away!

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UserError94 18
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Yesss! Put a little AIDS infected blood in his next syringe! That's always a killer with the gang!

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
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Dafuq? This escalated too fast for me to keep up.

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acerredrum 23
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He didn't throw it away though, OP said it was next to the trash. So he took something that belonged to someone else, used it to scrub the toilet and then dropped it on the floor. You can't blame OP for that not being the first conclusion she jumped to.

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Tripartita 44
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Fair point, #27.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22
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Yes you could do that, 14 but then again, the wife would then have a chance of contracting AIDS when having sex with her husband.

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FalloutScrolls 25
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I refuse to make a "shit" pun about this horribly crappy situation.

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ShleeG 23
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So you make a crappy pun instead?

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HoboMeth 33
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Why are you taking a bath in the toilet? No but seriously, that's disgusting

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Er I don't think you've read the FML correctly, I kindly suggest you go read again slowly.

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jadenjacksonm 14
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This actually made me laugh a little. But agreed with #33

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