By Miffy - 04/09/2018 23:00 - United States - San Augustine

Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
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Well that's one way to start the 'birds and bees' talk.

In order to grow up children need to push their parents from their pedestals. You made it easier for them to realize their mother is only a normal human being with her own needs... and of course you've provided a nice and funny anecdote to laugh about.

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Well that's one way to start the 'birds and bees' talk.

Abbusser 12

He found it on your father's nightstand...

You’re mortified? Wait until your son figures out he basically had his hand all up in Mom’s vajayjay. The therapy bills will be staggering!

In order to grow up children need to push their parents from their pedestals. You made it easier for them to realize their mother is only a normal human being with her own needs... and of course you've provided a nice and funny anecdote to laugh about.

I guess the dog thought that your bone was his bone 😂😂😏

The dog couldn't distinguish between a bone and some sort of a plastic boner.

Burle 17

Why would he pick it up if he had some idea what it was??

I like how your son first asked your dog what she was chewing on. She probably had no idea either.

AzrielB 8

You better put the dog down, once they get the taste for human flesh there's no going back.

Just tell them you won't pay for college if they say a word to anyone else. Or wait for the dog to dig up some dirt on these two.