Well that's one way to start the 'birds and bees' talk.

You’re mortified? Wait until your son figures out he basically had his hand all up in Mom’s vajayjay. The therapy bills will be staggering!

In order to grow up children need to push their parents from their pedestals. You made it easier for them to realize their mother is only a normal human being with her own needs... and of course you've provided a nice and funny anecdote to laugh about.

I guess the dog thought that your bone was his bone 😂😂😏

Why would he pick it up if he had some idea what it was??

I like how your son first asked your dog what she was chewing on. She probably had no idea either.

You better put the dog down, once they get the taste for human flesh there's no going back.

Just tell them you won't pay for college if they say a word to anyone else. Or wait for the dog to dig up some dirt on these two.