It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP

They probably told her to wipe that look off her face to add insult to injury.

Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

Hope to god those washcloths aren't white...

It's ok op, sometimes family jokes around like that, try to find a way to laugh with them or something. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Junk face towel

the fuck are you on?

Oh come on OP its just a family joke. I'm sure they would not go beyond that limit.

See, I don't think the nickname's really the problem. I would think OP drying her face with her mother's ass towel is the real FML here.

Did you use a washcloth that was just randomly laying around the bathroom? If so that's never really safe.

That must suck op, sorry

UGH! Time to wash again...

who wipes their ass with a cloth what the shit. that's what we invented toilet paper for

you don't wash your ass when you shower?

I just use my hands.

#21 she didn't say wash , she said wipe. So yes, who the hell wipes their ass with a washcloth?

One of my friends told me that when he was younger he had a friend whos father used a towel instead of toiletpaper, dont really know why. And one time one of the kids friends, who didnt know about the towel, took a shower at their place and used the fathers ass towel to dry himself with. I cant imagine the horror when he found out.

31, the OP used both "wash" and "wipe" to refer to washing her face, so maybe her mother was also using it in the "wash" sense.

She obviously said wipe, not wash.

Ah, the deadly dad-brother tag team