By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - United States - San Francisco
Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML
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  melisssa87  |  30

One of my friends told me that when he was younger he had a friend whos father used a towel instead of toiletpaper, dont really know why. And one time one of the kids friends, who didnt know about the towel, took a shower at their place and used the fathers ass towel to dry himself with. I cant imagine the horror when he found out.

  iwadasn  |  32

31, the OP used both "wash" and "wipe" to refer to washing her face, so maybe her mother was also using it in the "wash" sense.