By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML
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It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP

Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

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It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP

They probably told her to wipe that look off her face to add insult to injury.

Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

Hope to god those washcloths aren't white...

It's ok op, sometimes family jokes around like that, try to find a way to laugh with them or something. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Junk face towel

the fuck are you on?

Oh come on OP its just a family joke. I'm sure they would not go beyond that limit.

See, I don't think the nickname's really the problem. I would think OP drying her face with her mother's ass towel is the real FML here.

Did you use a washcloth that was just randomly laying around the bathroom? If so that's never really safe.

That must suck op, sorry

UGH! Time to wash again...

who wipes their ass with a cloth what the shit. that's what we invented toilet paper for

you don't wash your ass when you shower?

I just use my hands.

#21 she didn't say wash , she said wipe. So yes, who the hell wipes their ass with a washcloth?

31, the OP used both "wash" and "wipe" to refer to washing her face, so maybe her mother was also using it in the "wash" sense.

She obviously said wipe, not wash.

Ah, the deadly dad-brother tag team