Not a great start

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 00:00

Spicy
Today, barely 24 hours after we decided that yes, we were now boyfriend and girlfriend, I caught my “boyfriend” with his cock down my cousin's throat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 406
You deserved it 180

Same thing different taste

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If it was Alabama he'd be banging his own cousin, not hers.

That escalated quickly. Maybe when he said yes, he thought you meant that yes him and your cousin were bf and gf, not you.

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That escalated quickly. Maybe when he said yes, he thought you meant that yes him and your cousin were bf and gf, not you.

Maybe you can learn something from her that will help you keep a boyfriend for more than a day. The moral of the story is: Don't half-ass ********. PS: A little attention to the balls might put you "a head" of your cousin. Maybe you can steal her next boyfriend with your oral skills. ;)

tiptoppc 19

Did this occur in Alabamonation? Smells like deep south and Family Reunions..

If it was Alabama he'd be banging his own cousin, not hers.

Bullet dodged be thankful you didn't have more than 24 hours invested.

Did you say you were exclusive boyfriend and girlfriend? Although that would should have been implied to anyone with half a brain.