By ohhhgross - Singapore
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

I'll bet her toenail was more nutritious than the junk food you were going to put in your mouth.

Certainly, it would be crunchier. You can't beat toenails for crunch.