FML : Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth...

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Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ohhhgross - / Monday 26 October 2009 18:32 / Singapore

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By LadyKaya | 0

#640433 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:14

I hate when people find it appropriate to groom themselves next to where I'm eating...

By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#640459 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:29

At least she wasn't shaving her pubes, right?

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By freedoggy77 | 0

#640369 - Monday 26 October 2009 10:48

gross

xEmGai | 0

#640406 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:00

Hmm, like the hobo one O___O!

metakingt | 0

#640569 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:54

Would have been more interesting if you were actually eating your sister =/.

marz88 | 0

#641076 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 06:38

Haha I swear I read this as "I was eating my younger sister". I might need some serious help >.< lol

Rhii_280 | 0

#641251 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:30

so did i, so did i ^_^

cookiepenguin | 0

#860215 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 02:26

explosive toenail clipping

awks | 0

#965522 - Sunday 21 March 2010 04:36

that's what I was thinking to, the hobo one!

jackballman | 0

#1665240 - Monday 8 November 2010 10:08

something like that happened to me. i was talking and my friend randomly spit a spitball right in my mouth.

By Intoxicunt | 5

#640372 - Monday 26 October 2009 10:49

You just lost the game.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#640388 - Monday 26 October 2009 10:52

Dammit, Savannah... OP - How are you positioned to eat in a way that her clipped toenails fly in your mouth? Are you laying on the floor under her feet or something?

By yeahsurre | 0

#640394 - Monday 26 October 2009 10:54

oh #1... fail.

Monado | 0

#640401 - Monday 26 October 2009 10:57

I guess we both fail then. One at the puns, and one at replying.

By fakepolice | 0

#640398 - Monday 26 October 2009 10:55

please pass the toe jam... *cough* thank you, I think

By Baal952 | 0

#640414 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:02

I think this was a repost because I remember seeing this before

adelaide_evening | 0

#640497 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:57

Except the last one was better because, if I remember correctly, it was homeless man's toenail who the poster was riding next to on the subway or something.

By LadyKaya | 0

#640433 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:14

I hate when people find it appropriate to groom themselves next to where I'm eating...

By Einstein714 | 0

#640434 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:14

was her foot on the table? WTF???

By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#640459 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:29

At least she wasn't shaving her pubes, right?

By perdix | 29

#640462 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:31

I'll bet her toenail was more nutritious than the junk food you were going to put in your mouth. Certainly, it would be crunchier. You can't beat toenails for crunch.