By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
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RollingCakes 21

Ouch, you should probably invest in some hiking poles.

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arrow007archer 19

I think there's a point we can learn from this

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arrow007archer 19

I think there's a point we can learn from this

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Sierra7211 17

I'm not seeing it. Then again, I'm not too sharp

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mackdeezy 22

I feel like a prick for laughing at these puns.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sounds like a prickly situ....BLAM!! *shot to the face*

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Sierra7211 17

It's ok, #28, you took a stab at it. I gave you a thumbs up to spear you the embarrassment of being buried

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BBlah 26

Hopefully you weren't hiking alone and someone was able to help you! FYL

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ChristianH39 30

And hopefully that someone had bandages

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lasiodora 4

OP here! I was with a group but broke off to get to a sweet photo panorama from the top of the hill. 10/10 would do again for the photo.

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shine999 12

Ouch! Now good luck on getting rid of those painful thorns.

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StupidMonkey497 16

I wonder how much pain OP went through while typing this

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toowie_fml 20

It will be a good story later in life OP!

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Chezzlova 5

Jesus. That sucks balls. But not just any balls. This is like, donkey balls. That sucks ass balls, dude. FYL.

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LebanonBaby 26

Why did you feel the need to say that with so much discription..

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Daniel589 7

Obsession of balls...?

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Emmiii_fml 18

At least it wasn't something poisonous :p hope your hand is fine!

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spatula232 25

They're a bloody prick of a plant those ones

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pooldude 24

At least its better than rolling down the hill and bruising yourself! But still that must have been awful and i'm sorry about it.

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Melayia 14

Hope your hand heals up quickly, OP! Did it at least stop you from falling?

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