Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
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Top comments
anniemeece 23
Maybe not so 100%?
MegasaurusRex89 28
I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...
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Comments (242)
iamtheprincess21 13
omg. you're never going to hear the end of it!!! sorry! :/
bitchthankyou 4
101%, with the extra 1% being some other guy's semen?
erriiinn 9
Probably like 75% then
pinkkelephantt 11
Apparently not
joelp232 17
mayb reconsider your sexuality
LevyLove 17
You know what they say...."A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts". But in your case it's actions instead of thoughts. Maybe time for some self reflection/soul searching? ? And know that we've all done something crazy,random, regretful or completely out of character so don't best yourself too much about it, it could always have been worse! ?
mustangbravo 27
I guess now you know you didn't like it if you're saying your 100% heterosexual.
SwaggieDude 8
That blows
keyofdestiny13 24
How the hell is this a YDI?
abNormal62 23
They used the button incorrectly instead of "you deserved that" They thought it meant "you desired that"
chinaski7628 32
"...at a party I got blind drunk"= YDI. If you don't like the choices you make when you drink, don't drink or drink less. Now, if OP had been drugged or forced against his will, that would be much different, but based on OP's wording, I'm going to with YDI.
Dave_Davington 35
I hate it when that happens.