By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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iamtheprincess21 13

omg. you're never going to hear the end of it!!! sorry! :/

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bitchthankyou 4

101%, with the extra 1% being some other guy's semen?

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LevyLove 17

You know what they say...."A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts". But in your case it's actions instead of thoughts. Maybe time for some self reflection/soul searching? ? And know that we've all done something crazy,random, regretful or completely out of character so don't best yourself too much about it, it could always have been worse! ?

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mustangbravo 27

I guess now you know you didn't like it if you're saying your 100% heterosexual.

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abNormal62 23

They used the button incorrectly instead of "you deserved that" They thought it meant "you desired that"

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chinaski7628 32

"...at a party I got blind drunk"= YDI. If you don't like the choices you make when you drink, don't drink or drink less. Now, if OP had been drugged or forced against his will, that would be much different, but based on OP's wording, I'm going to with YDI.

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