Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, don't let that bother you. I lost my virginity at 28. I'm the guy on the TV show 'Seks in Afrikaans' who makes the girl ****** on command. So, research all the sexual skills you can, learn how to be a good conversationalist who does not make a woman feel like prey and you will do just fine. Be the watering hole, not the hunter.
n3rdn3ss 8
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, don't let that bother you. I lost my virginity at 28. I'm the guy on the TV show 'Seks in Afrikaans' who makes the girl ****** on command. So, research all the sexual skills you can, learn how to be a good conversationalist who does not make a woman feel like prey and you will do just fine. Be the watering hole, not the hunter.
n3rdn3ss 8
Should of joined in.
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