By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 813
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that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

That's pretty genius to be honest!

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Shoot it!!! Or dont set it up

I suggest it's better to return it and get a normal alarm clock.

You could "accidentally" drop the car in water.

LOL It's a "Clocky"!! I got one for my sister 3 years ago and she hates it. >=D In all honesty, i would too.. and I'd sleep with a hammer under my pillow.

Considering your mom went to such an extreme, i'm gonna go out on a limb and say YDI. be more responsible and get your ass out of bed... Without her help.

Make that car make a wrong turn in the toliet. Problem solved lol

SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!

OP deserved it for needing the alarm clock in the first place. I don't understand why people can just get up when their alarm goes off. Besides, pressing the snooze button isn't worth it because the quality of the sleep gotten after pressing snooze isn't beneficial. You will end up being more tired in the morning than you would have been if you had just gotten up when the alarm first went off.

116 - Your argument is paradoxical. if you don't understand why people can get up when the alarm rings, I would assume that you can't get up when the alarm rings.

He could rig it to 'splode. It's what I'd do. Tell her it was a faulty battery.

that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

Yeah I always sleep through my alarms even if they're sirens...

I suggest OP invests in earbuds. May not completely get rid of the noise, but it might help.

Or, instead of hoping the earbuds don't fall out and possibly having to pay for the earbuds, OP could just turn if off at night b4 going to bed.

My brother could use this. He's 19 and still in high school. Why? Because he misses 90% of his classes. How? By sleeping in. I've never been a morning person. My only working statagy: nag to myself about how I'll regret not getting up right now!!!!

I have that alarm clock. It's called Clocky. I found it pretty cool and I am a late sleeper.

Quick, hide all the batteries!

break that thing.

Put it in your mom's room

Noooo that would be the worst !! Hide it some where!! Or put it in her room and set it, and see how she likes it!!

That's pretty genius to be honest!

I agree, I need one of those! :/

I want one too. It'd be awesome to use as pay back for a certain sibling of mine.

There's a similar thing that sends a little spinning copter top flying around the room and the alarm doesn't go off until you catch the thing and put it back on the base. Brilliant!

I have to find one for my boyfriend. Whenever his alarm goes off, he turns it off so he can 'wake up peacefully'. Which often result in him falling back afsleep.

My little sister has one of those. She sleeps like a log and it's pretty affective to get her out of bed.

It could be the only way I get out of bed in the morning...

I need one of those, as it is I have to set my alarm across my room lol

It's called Clocky! :)

I definitely need one!! cause the sleep button on mine is killing punctuality.. lol

Crazy mums everywhere must have a secret lair and they all go there to make up evil ideas to ruin out morning sleep ins.

To be honest this is a stupid comment

That is why you are called the smartassking :)

Yup , cuz I am the king B)

The smartest of all the Ass Kings

It wasn't a compliment smartass :)

It's for me xD

All of your comments were thumbed down smartass

Actually, mothers and fathers all get indoctrinated into a top secret society upon the birth of their first child. We meet monthly to discuss the latest um...uh... Hm, I've said too much. Come over here for a minute so we can, erm, talk. *grabs chloroform*

Yeah , I know ;P

Well now you will actually get out of bed, I always just hit snooze on by bedside iPod.

Atleast her method isn't pouring hot water over your face.

Ahahaha. Is this wisdom from experience?

Ya, on weekends I don't like to get up before noon, so my mom doesn't even bother trying to wake up, she just goes straight to the hot water on my face

My Mama loved me. She just used ice water!

Yeah my mom would use a spray bottle lol, or throw a shoe lol

Hahaha, where can I get one of those, I'm such a lazy ass when it's time to get up for work.

If you have any siblings hide it in their room.