Intimacy: Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this...

By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 645

You deserved it 11 919

Intimacy

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

mcbitch 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.

Zuriel45 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:11

Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.

Comments

mcbitch 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.

laurenheartsyou 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:34

win^

ninjacapo 2

Sunday 16 May 2010 5:24

lol thts hot. *shudder

gynoid 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:34

Kinky

xgreasexmonkeyx 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:05

ohhhhhh hot

KenMcGormick 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:09

your friend probably jealous and joking

omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:10

LOLL!

lamuness 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:10

I think she wanted to clean her tongue.

Zuriel45 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:11

Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.

sabs_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:13

At least he didn't tell you she was a guy...

pwincessa23 1

Saturday 4 September 2010 7:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

chloewj 15

Friday 28 November 2014 22:09

I can't tell if you're being transphobic or simply making an incoherent statement

Kazze 31

Monday 15 December 2014 14:48

118, it's called a joke.

Herby 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:14

haha, that happened to one of my buddies too

LifeSux19 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:24

ewwww

Szerg 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:33

Hahaha!

Keywords

Love Friends Jealousy Relatable AITA Social Media Bodyshaming Miscellaneous Books Kids Weird Religion Parents Suspicious Teenagers Sex Cops Pranks Annoying YouTube Animals Dogs Ironic Argument Health Dad jokes My ex Drunk Alcohol Family

The Top

Aujourd'hui, j'explique à ma mère que je m'inquiète pour mon fils, qui est de plus en plus malade : il a de la fièvre, le teint blanc, et il refuse de manger. Après un long silence, ma mère me répond : "Tu sais, si c'est toi qui cuisines, c'est peut-être une bonne chose qu'il ne mange pas." VDM

I agree, your life sucks 69 423

You deserved it 7 791

Aujourd'hui, j'ai reçu un violent coup de sabot à la tête lors d'un cours d'équitation. Les cavalières me rassurent, alors je reste forte et je leur souris malgré la douleur. Une autre dit haut et fort en voyant mon visage : "Tu crois qu'elle va être défigurée à vie ?" J'ai fondu en larmes. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 11 873

You deserved it 734

The Top

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 062

You deserved it 6 589

Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 253

You deserved it 9 643

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 632

You deserved it 3 592

Today, I love my boyfriend just as I always have, but I'm realizing I don't know if we'll last because he's an angry drunk. He drinks frequently, and I've talked to him about it, only to be met with, "I'm a grown ass man." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 035

You deserved it 202

Today, my mother got married. My siblings and I only found out when the pool hall she held the ceremony at posted the news on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 212

You deserved it 517

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "Five more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 541

You deserved it 2 763