By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

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Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
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according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a blowjob.

Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.

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according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a blowjob.

your friend probably jealous and joking

I think she wanted to clean her tongue.

Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.

At least he didn't tell you she was a guy...

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I can't tell if you're being transphobic or simply making an incoherent statement

118, it's called a joke.

haha, that happened to one of my buddies too