Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking...

By Anonymous - 19/2/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2101812 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:32

No homo.

By blackbird31 | 0

#2101830 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:36

You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2101812 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:32

No homo.

the_pan1c | 5

#2101849 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:39

^^^^^WINNNNNN^^^^

SquaredRectangle | 0

#2101904 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:48

dude this is just like the black swan! Except ur both males...and im pretty sure your not crazy, or a swan :S

toelie | 24

#2101949 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:59

It's not like Black Swan at all unless he imagined it.

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2102033 - Sunday 20 February 2011 1:19

yeah like seriously

yazmi_09 | 3

#2102109 - Sunday 20 February 2011 1:38

this fml reminds me of preter griffin's song
"there once were two cowboys headed out on the open trail,
when they discovered they could have sex with another male,
now they're having butt sex, cowboy butt sex"

mak3_1t_ra1n | 0

#2102193 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:06

subconscious homo. that's unfortunate.

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2102335 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:56

hmm. u like that?

missmurderx | 8

#2102380 - Sunday 20 February 2011 3:06

Sodomy-hee. Sodomy-hee!

newjerseyguy | 0

#2102572 - Sunday 20 February 2011 4:32

#1 all comments should have been shut off after yours lol. " no hommo " best response to this and i voulsnt have said it better than you.

fatvader64 | 5

#2102614 - Sunday 20 February 2011 4:58

wow no homo comment was a win Nice

ArmedcrackerR6 | 8

#2102627 - Sunday 20 February 2011 5:05

Sounds like you like peepee to me

blackdog6969 | 0

#2102876 - Sunday 20 February 2011 9:25

Jim norton reference ftw

By raptroszx | 0

#2101814 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:33

thats pretty hot ;D

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2102023 - Sunday 20 February 2011 1:17

lol

Katy326 | 10

#2102641 - Sunday 20 February 2011 5:11

that happened in brokeback mountain. lol

RobotStrut | 7

#2102648 - Sunday 20 February 2011 5:15

I agree with this statement.

By mammia | 2

#2101824 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:35

OMG!!!

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2102064 - Sunday 20 February 2011 1:25

Straight? Yeah, I don't think so.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#2102481 - Sunday 20 February 2011 3:51

he just used the wrong tense: they WERE straight males.

By Shenronlock | 7

#2101826 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:36

Well, I guess you just discovered a little something about yourself ;)

KayKayVictoria | 0

#2102340 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:56

hell ya he did. haha.(:

By kristen1026 | 2

#2101828 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:36

BAHAHAHAHA some girls think that's hawt. glad it was good lmaoo

By blackbird31 | 0

#2101830 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:36

You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

Dnorris007 | 0

#2101834 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:37

lmao.! too funny.!

randiZ25 | 0

#2101992 - Sunday 20 February 2011 1:09

agreed.. there must be something a little deeper he's suppressing..

ArthursLifeSucks | 2

#2102588 - Sunday 20 February 2011 4:41

Sounds like they already went plenty deep...

ijzj | 0

#2102633 - Sunday 20 February 2011 5:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

khaoticWankler | 0

#2102690 - Sunday 20 February 2011 5:32

I'm pretty sure gay sex falls under being gay

By AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2101837 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:37

Well, not anymore!! XD

A7XDavis | 0

#2102283 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:41

a7x rocks

brycereid | 0

#2102457 - Sunday 20 February 2011 3:38

you mean it's really gay

godofcyanide | 8

#2102622 - Sunday 20 February 2011 5:02

That was my first thought.

Snaylor12 | 0

#2102653 - Sunday 20 February 2011 5:17

exactly what I was thinking

By BigBoi2187 | 0

#2101841 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:37

AWKWARD!!!

By shibainu519 | 0

#2101857 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:40

at least you enjoyed it!

By beastin34 | 0

#2101859 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:40

0_o ummm.. well now u know better not to drink a much..unless u on spring break!!!