By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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blackbird31 0
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You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

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the_pan1c 5
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^^^^^WINNNNNN^^^^

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SquaredRectangle 0
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dude this is just like the black swan! Except ur both males...and im pretty sure your not crazy, or a swan :S

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toelie 25
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It's not like Black Swan at all unless he imagined it.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

yeah like seriously

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yazmi_09 3

this fml reminds me of preter griffin's song "there once were two cowboys headed out on the open trail, when they discovered they could have sex with another male, now they're having butt sex, cowboy butt sex"

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0
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subconscious homo. that's unfortunate.

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jrsgreenfire257 0

hmm. u like that?

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missmurderx 8

Sodomy-hee. Sodomy-hee!

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newjerseyguy 0

#1 all comments should have been shut off after yours lol. " no hommo " best response to this and i voulsnt have said it better than you.

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fatvader64 5
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wow no homo comment was a win Nice

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Sounds like you like peepee to me

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blackdog6969 0
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Jim norton reference ftw

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raptroszx 0

thats pretty hot ;D

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

lol

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Katy326 10

that happened in brokeback mountain. lol

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RobotStrut 7

I agree with this statement.

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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Straight? Yeah, I don't think so.

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Alleged_Cranium 7
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he just used the wrong tense: they WERE straight males.

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Shenronlock 7

Well, I guess you just discovered a little something about yourself ;)

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KayKayVictoria 0

hell ya he did. haha.(:

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kristen1026 2
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BAHAHAHAHA some girls think that's hawt. glad it was good lmaoo

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blackbird31 0
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You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

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Dnorris007 0

lmao.! too funny.!

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randiZ25 0

agreed.. there must be something a little deeper he's suppressing..

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Sounds like they already went plenty deep...

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ijzj 0
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khaoticWankler 0

I'm pretty sure gay sex falls under being gay

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
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Well, not anymore!! XD

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A7XDavis 0

a7x rocks

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brycereid 0

you mean it's really gay

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godofcyanide 8

That was my first thought.

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Snaylor12 0
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exactly what I was thinking

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shibainu519 0

at least you enjoyed it!

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beastin34 0

0_o ummm.. well now u know better not to drink a much..unless u on spring break!!!

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