By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

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dude this is just like the black swan! Except ur both males...and im pretty sure your not crazy, or a swan :S

It's not like Black Swan at all unless he imagined it.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

yeah like seriously

yazmi_09 3

this fml reminds me of preter griffin's song "there once were two cowboys headed out on the open trail, when they discovered they could have sex with another male, now they're having butt sex, cowboy butt sex"

subconscious homo. that's unfortunate.

jrsgreenfire257 0

hmm. u like that?

missmurderx 8

Sodomy-hee. Sodomy-hee!

newjerseyguy 0

#1 all comments should have been shut off after yours lol. " no hommo " best response to this and i voulsnt have said it better than you.

wow no homo comment was a win Nice

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Sounds like you like peepee to me

Jim norton reference ftw

raptroszx 0

thats pretty hot ;D

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

lol

Katy326 10

that happened in brokeback mountain. lol

RobotStrut 7

I agree with this statement.

Straight? Yeah, I don't think so.

he just used the wrong tense: they WERE straight males.

Shenronlock 7

Well, I guess you just discovered a little something about yourself ;)

KayKayVictoria 0

hell ya he did. haha.(:

BAHAHAHAHA some girls think that's hawt. glad it was good lmaoo

You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

Dnorris007 0

lmao.! too funny.!

randiZ25 0

agreed.. there must be something a little deeper he's suppressing..

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Sounds like they already went plenty deep...

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khaoticWankler 0

I'm pretty sure gay sex falls under being gay

Well, not anymore!! XD

A7XDavis 0

a7x rocks

brycereid 0

you mean it's really gay

godofcyanide 8

That was my first thought.

exactly what I was thinking

shibainu519 0

at least you enjoyed it!

beastin34 0

0_o ummm.. well now u know better not to drink a much..unless u on spring break!!!