FML : Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males....

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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 February 2011 21:29 / United States

Intimacy

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2101812 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:32

No homo.

By blackbird31 | 0

#2101830 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:36

You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2101812 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:32

No homo.

the_pan1c | 5

#2101849 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:39

^^^^^WINNNNNN^^^^

SquaredRectangle | 0

#2101904 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:48

dude this is just like the black swan! Except ur both males...and im pretty sure your not crazy, or a swan :S

toelie | 20

#2101949 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:59

It's not like Black Swan at all unless he imagined it.

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2102033 - Sunday 20 February 2011 01:19

yeah like seriously

yazmi_09 | 3

#2102109 - Sunday 20 February 2011 01:38

this fml reminds me of preter griffin's song "there once were two cowboys headed out on the open trail, when they discovered they could have sex with another male, now they're having butt sex, cowboy butt sex"

mak3_1t_ra1n | 0

#2102193 - Sunday 20 February 2011 02:06

subconscious homo. that's unfortunate.

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2102335 - Sunday 20 February 2011 02:56

hmm. u like that?

missmurderx | 8

#2102380 - Sunday 20 February 2011 03:06

Sodomy-hee. Sodomy-hee!

newjerseyguy | 0

#2102572 - Sunday 20 February 2011 04:32

#1 all comments should have been shut off after yours lol. " no hommo " best response to this and i voulsnt have said it better than you.

fatvader64 | 5

#2102614 - Sunday 20 February 2011 04:58

wow no homo comment was a win Nice

ArmedcrackerR6 | 8

#2102627 - Sunday 20 February 2011 05:05

Sounds like you like peepee to me

blackdog6969 | 0

#2102876 - Sunday 20 February 2011 09:25

Jim norton reference ftw

By raptroszx | 0

#2101814 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:33

thats pretty hot ;D

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2102023 - Sunday 20 February 2011 01:17

lol

Katy326 | 10

#2102641 - Sunday 20 February 2011 05:11

that happened in brokeback mountain. lol

RobotStrut | 7

#2102648 - Sunday 20 February 2011 05:15

I agree with this statement.

By mammia | 2

#2101824 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:35

OMG!!!

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2102064 - Sunday 20 February 2011 01:25

Straight? Yeah, I don't think so.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#2102481 - Sunday 20 February 2011 03:51

he just used the wrong tense: they WERE straight males.

By Shenronlock | 7

#2101826 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:36

Well, I guess you just discovered a little something about yourself ;)

KayKayVictoria | 0

#2102340 - Sunday 20 February 2011 02:56

hell ya he did. haha.(:

By kristen1026 | 2

#2101828 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:36

BAHAHAHAHA some girls think that's hawt. glad it was good lmaoo

By blackbird31 | 0

#2101830 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:36

You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

Dnorris007 | 0

#2101834 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:37

lmao.! too funny.!

randiZ25 | 0

#2101992 - Sunday 20 February 2011 01:09

agreed.. there must be something a little deeper he's suppressing..

ArthursLifeSucks | 2

#2102588 - Sunday 20 February 2011 04:41

Sounds like they already went plenty deep...

ijzj | 0

#2102633 - Sunday 20 February 2011 05:06

gay sex doesn't make you gay being gay does.

khaoticWankler | 0

#2102690 - Sunday 20 February 2011 05:32

I'm pretty sure gay sex falls under being gay

By AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2101837 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:37

Well, not anymore!! XD

A7XDavis | 0

#2102283 - Sunday 20 February 2011 02:41

a7x rocks

brycereid | 0

#2102457 - Sunday 20 February 2011 03:38

you mean it's really gay

godofcyanide | 8

#2102622 - Sunday 20 February 2011 05:02

That was my first thought.

Snaylor12 | 0

#2102653 - Sunday 20 February 2011 05:17

exactly what I was thinking

By BigBoi2187 | 0

#2101841 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:37

AWKWARD!!!

By shibainu519 | 0

#2101857 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:40

at least you enjoyed it!

By beastin34 | 0

#2101859 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:40

0_o ummm.. well now u know better not to drink a much..unless u on spring break!!!

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