Intimacy: Not mine

Not mine

By alerra - 20/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML

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ImpKit 7

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Monday 20 January 2020 20:45

How is this an FML exactly? Are you dating your roommate? Do you CARE about what their parents think of you?

jbuckets_404 38

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Monday 20 January 2020 19:17

No, he's just fucking around....

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 20 January 2020 16:03

If you have sex with a condom, you're still a virgin. 😂😂😂

fullacrapallofyou 14

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Monday 20 January 2020 18:08

Are you fucking retarded

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 20 January 2020 18:39

I am. Do you enjoy bullying me about my handicap? Are your "friends" amused? Even with my disability, I know that your comment was missing a question mark. How does it feel to be corrected by a moron?

jbuckets_404 38

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Monday 20 January 2020 19:17

No, he's just fucking around....

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 20 January 2020 19:20

You'd think the three laughing-to-tears emojis might be a tip-off.

ImpKit 7

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Monday 20 January 2020 20:45

How is this an FML exactly? Are you dating your roommate? Do you CARE about what their parents think of you?

leximichelle 13

Monday 20 January 2020 21:13

If you’re old enough to have a roommate, and their parents are visiting, this roommate is assuming old enough to be having protected sex in his/her own home. Why would they even care enough to lie?

staaacey 30

Monday 20 January 2020 22:50

seriously. and since everyone is old enough, who cares if the roomie lied to their own parents and said the condoms were OPs? they're just condoms, they're not even your own parents, and at least they think you're being safe!

alycion 38

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Tuesday 21 January 2020 6:51

Why are they laying around anyway? Trash cans exist. Should have outed him for being a slob. Or grateful it was just the wrappers he was too lazy to toss.