By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 836
You deserved it 15 878

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.

BelleElle_fml 5


BelleElle_fml 5

I least he didn't say "no you ugly hairy smelly disgusting animal testical!"

ahahahahahah couldn't you tell? i feel a bit sorry for you though..

RecklessJellyBea 7

Ahah, maybe it was just an excuse so he wouldn't have to deal with your kisses

MrCalves 1

ydi for not knowing he was a queer

surefire way to tell: if he's not a complete douche, he's gay. (aka, straight guys suck!)

30 must be lez... at least nothing will be able to reproduce from that

vlovesp 0

wow op fyl indeed lmao but how could you not tell??

allyrox 0

Wow you wanted to kiss a gy guy? And you couldn't tell he was gay? YDI.

moderated already?!? damn, i was hoping for longer than that... *sad face*


Gay guys always get the cute girls....

iSitt 0

the "great conversation" was a warning sign.

raymel 5

lose a boyfriend (that could last who knows how long) and gained a best friend (that could last a life time) I say you won on that one :)

loski87 4

#1 you can't always tell if someone is gay. usually it is very obvious if they are flamboyant but I am assuming that wasn't the case here.

You're dumb enough to not only not tell he's gay, but also try to kiss him the night you met. ****

cue the ugly feminist ***** that proclaim "all the good guys are gay!" that shit is stupid. and maybe this guy just didn't want to kiss you

You can't always tell. Non of my friends have the fientest idea I'm gay. Not all gay people fit the stereotype. P.S: I'm a TERRIBLE conversationalist. (Is that a word?)

what a spelling fail. None* and fientest*.

Thabb 0

I bet you're the reason he's suddenly "gay"

EvilDave 13

Well, if women and girls didn't want and expect straight guys to act like gay guys, this wouldn't be a problem.

Tadeusz_fml 5
hannahpie45 0

so u were gonna kiss this dude and u barely know him, u only talked to him for like... a couple hours?... slight ydi...

Her gaydar has a few screws loose. Maybe she should go smoke a fag while enjoying an ice cold cup of ****- genized milk. There is something queer about this FML. Well enough witty banter, time for some Skittles. I want to taste the rainbow. I know, I know I'm being gay. Sorry.

57 you are a looser. how many times are you going to say the same thing. Show some respect.

jackydanglers 0

u shouldve known from the hand gestures at least

crimewc 0

dang u dnt no gays by now u wack

30- for the record, I happen to be a nice caring guy who doesn't wear pink AE or hollister shirts and have a baseball hat tilted at an angle (there, the definition of a douche). and I'm not gay. but I am bi!

Just as a note, us ugly feminist ***** would not complain about how every good man is gay. We'd be much more concerned about other people labeling women ***** at the slightest sign that she isn't a virgin who has been made to fear her own sexuality. Oh, and then we'd probably just bitch about the way that people stereotype gay men as being overly feminine, as if all gay men acted the same or as if there was something inherently wrong with being considered "feminine". Yeah, I think we'd probably get angry about that. God, we're such bitches sometimes.

1-sometimes it's not obvious when guys are gay...I mean it is when he's like checking out other guys or commenting on some guys hotness or telling girls they have cute shoes or something but not all gay guys have a voice like perez hilton and not all of them look at guys all the time and some just make conversation with you and you'd be none the wiser about their yeah you can't always tell gay guys from straight guys.

Shadzow 0

73, your friends will know your gay now if they use fml... unless that isn't you in the picture?

see the thing is not all gay guy act gay. a friend of mine came out to us as gay and we are all VERY MUCH surprised. sometimes gay people acts more str8 than str8 dude

YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.

#2 I agree just because u talk to someone doesn't mean it's serious

ItsGottaBeJello 0
TrueRaiderFan22 0

you give kisses for just having good conversations? damn girl.

southpointchrysl 0

there should be a button that says "who ******* cares" .

After 1 conversation you think it's serious so you kiss him?!

HaiToThePeoples 0

#14, That was my exact thoughts!! o.o

idio_fml 0

wow that sucks but you can't get that kind of connection with a gay guy. sort of one sided in this situation