Kids: Stealthy

Stealthy

By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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Evil child

By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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You deserved it 4 775

trollfaced 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:21

Anything to make a kid happy!

japtch 15

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:24

I think you may have been a bit over competitive. Next time, I suggest moving the chair to the side or finding an easier spot to hide in. There were curtains! Those make the perfect hiding spots!

Comments

trollfaced 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:21

Anything to make a kid happy!

LookOnBrightSide 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 10:24

The pains of babysitting pale in comparison to the joy of making a kid happy.

ThisIsMyReign 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 16:42

Why is a wind chime inside the house?

Goldenchest 14

Saturday 12 May 2012 16:58

Looks like you took a wall to the knee! :D No? alright.. *climbs back in hole*

trollfaced 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:47

37, wind chimes creep me out

nikkkkkiii 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:27

37- Some superstitious people say if your house is haunted, put up wind chimes. Apparently, they're supposed to move when an entity enters the room. Probably not why the people OP babysat for did, but that's why some people do.

juicypu55y 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:21

Oh kids these days

itwasallyellow 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 23:52

I don't really see how this reflects on the worth of "kids these days"

ieatcanteloupe 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:21

Terrible.FYL

BradTheBrony 19

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:03

Sorry, but that isn't a valid URL.

kianabananna 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:22

U made the game too easy for her haha

japtch 15

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:24

I think you may have been a bit over competitive. Next time, I suggest moving the chair to the side or finding an easier spot to hide in. There were curtains! Those make the perfect hiding spots!

KnightAngela1109 10

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:31

Well...Now you can play hide and go seek in a hospital,so many endless possibilities of hiding places there!

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:30

Her plan worked out perfectly.... >:D

CaramelMacchiato 13

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:25

Reminds me of the little boy Kevin from Home Alone.

itwasallyellow 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 23:54

13.. I see what you did there

CaptMurdock 25

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:30

Talk about extreme hide and go seek...

redmane 21

Saturday 12 May 2012 9:01

I think of extreme hide and go seek as climbing up a tree or scaling a building to hide on the roof, not fumbling to the ground awkwardly bringing decor along with you.