Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
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Top comments
anniemeece 23
Maybe not so 100%?
MegasaurusRex89 28
I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...
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missyfiona89 28
Apparently not 100%
Calacor 17
Nothing wrong with that :D
ILikeKoalas 24
Was the guy drunk as well, or was he just taking advantage of the opportunity to violate your mouth?
ptellini 7
Maybe you should lay off drinking
excitoon 1
Can you explain for not native speaker who went down on who?
chinaski7628 32
OP went down on another guy.
ADBurns 22
Surely the real question is - did he think you were any good? That would be awesome :)
telli164 30
Maybe not 100% as everyone else is also saying, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!
JPjenny 14
You thought you were heterosexual but good news for you my boy YOU'RE BI !!! Nothing wrong with that thoug ;)
leogachi 15
One drunken ******** doesn't make a man bi. Multiple blow jobs might.
abNormal62 23
Self perception and reality are often very different You learned something about yourself. That's good. Whether you repeat this and explore this side of yourself again or can conclude that isn't an option again is something you need to decide. Bottom line is that it is your business do what feels right for you. Anyone who judges you shouldn't be part of your life
ptellini 7
We all do stuff when we're drunk that we would not normally do.