Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
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anniemeece 23
Maybe not so 100%?
MegasaurusRex89 28
I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...
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TTU_140 3
Experimentation my friend. Must have been a crazy night!
Anumayis 34
maybe you should reconsider the 100% thing. it's more like 98% now. Trust me, I know what it's like, I'm 98% a lesbian
Headcrab 29
So there is a chance...
keirookami 11
2 or 3 pints of beer first
illegalbeagle69 23
"So you're telling me.. I still have a chance!?"
iReadFML12 11
You're cute
Cads1 24
At what point in time did that seem like a good idea?
aecribb 14
My guess would usually be somewhere between puking and passing out, but since OP remembers it, I'm thinking that he may not have been as "blind drunk" as he claimed.
onlychildFTW 34
He may not have remembered as much as people told/showed photos/videos of it.
crazycly 7
Lol you never know if ya never go. Now you can give an informed opinion on your sexuality.
Flyndaran 10
That's silly. I know I don't like quite a lot of things without having to try them. Having sex with men is no more appealing to me than sex with a horse. It's perfectly fine for horses to have sex with horses, or gay/bi men and bi/straight women to have sex with men. But it's not for me at all.
crazycly 7
No, you think you don't like a lot of things. But you'll never actually know till you try it. I never thought I'd like honey and natural yoghurt on toast, sounds gross. But I tried. Delicious!! My 9yr old hated "fish eggs" but she tried "caviar" Loved it. her realization they the same. Priceless!!!
crazycly 7
My point is you can never truly say you don't like something (even if you find the thought unappealing) till you taste it, figuratively speaking! Though literally speaking would work here too!! Haha?
Flyndaran 10
Gayness is not an unusual looking dessert to me. It's like a dish that looks and smells revolting. I don't need to eat feces to know that I wouldn't like it. I avoided using that comparison as it may sound homophobic, but it's the only truly strong enough way to convey how icky my having sex with a dude is. I don't care what other guys like or do, but my actually doing it with a guy is repulsive. I'm not repulsed by two men kissing anymore than two horses nuzzling, but having sex with a horse? Neigh.
8Dirty1 24
pity
sullivankeara 25
Well that escalated quickly
YFOS_fml 17
is that the story you're going with?
Cads1 24
Ha! Honestly I don't know how it happened one minute we were talking and the next his pants were down and the rest is history.
Parvati48 15
Hmm are you sure it's 100%? I think you might be like 95% or something OP, cuz otherwise this would not have happened. Hope you had fun at least and good luck in any future experimentation lol.
devildog562 33
It's Hard for me to feel bad for you getting blind drunk and giving a dude head . You blew your 100% heterosexuality , and cum on you know there is nothing wrong with your life choices .
anonymous242494 8
lie again