Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
By TBTC / Friday 31 August 2012 07:16 / France
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  VIPwhenever  |  15

My sister once asked me where I would live if the zombie apocalypse began I said in the country with her and her boyfriend because you always see zombies in cities


Today, i saw the most delicious couple id love to eat but i have to wait for my brethren to arise an rule the world but unfortunately there choosin a hard place for me to get fml.


I don't see why people prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Everyone is far too prepared for more than maybe a few hundred people to get infected, and if it is actually an " apocalypse" then the world will end and everything will die.

  Krajjan  |  9

111 - Little do you know us southern folk have been corralling you silly Yankees in giant mazes and digging extensive alligator-filled moats called 'bayous' under cover of darkness. My biggest concern is my neighbors drunkenly wasting all their ammo on squirrels and trying to steal mine. Commie pinko squirrel bastards.

  luvlifeyolo  |  1

Rules for house(apartment,condo) hunting:

#1) Have a place that's not to big for you (and maybe someone with you) or not to small.

#2) Don't be to crammed.

#3) don't over load on furniture.

#4) live somewhere you'll be happy in and comfortable in.


  mb2_native  |  15

Especially now with that bathsalt or whatever it is exactly. Pretty much turning people into zombies after they use it, I mean, eating most of someone's face? I would shit myself if someone tried to eat my face off LOL

  feralpup  |  7

Marijuana wouldn't cause someone such aggression or manic to go out and eat someone.
Weed sedates, amphetamines are what cause people to tweak out and go nuts.

If there was weed in his system, there's no way it's related to his spontaneous attack on someone.

By  dead247  |  13

depending on the Wal-Mart and type of zombie out break, I'm sure majority of Wal-Mart's are quite well off besides the front entrance. that's just my assumption.

By  ALlamaOnFire  |  20

My family has a zombie plan: lay low and wait for everyone to panic, crash their cars etc then run for the local newsagents. We would go to the top of the shop and snipe those motherfuckers!
Seriously, you need to be prepared.

  TurquoiseJesus  |  15

82- a zombie virus may not be available yet, but if someone focused their time to creating it, would it be possible to have an outbreak with our lifetime?
I would have to say it's absolutely possible, especially given the advancement in technology in various types of cell manipulation/nanobots.

  NickPaulson  |  6

Has anyone kept up with the news? A divide got high and was shot 7 times before he died after eating a live mans face- he was shot, then he turned around and growled!! Does anyone remember that? Haha I'm not saying it'd be a huge apocolypse with the dead coming from graves, but a serious sickness could come. Think about it viruses are CONSTANTLY mutating.

  Krajjan  |  9

82 - Prions, encephalitic (is that a word?) viruses, and poorly or extremely well programmed dendrimers*. We're one well-equipped biological weapons lab and a handful of very disgruntled scientists away from 28 Days/Weeks later. Or worse... the Dawn of the Dead remake. Fast AND hard to kill? Romero's been watching my nightmares again. *All reasons provided by Cracked.

  JACKxRAWR  |  22

The zombie apocalypse is just a fun concept. If you're prepared for the relentless, hard to kill undead masses, you should be prepared for things like natural disasters and rioting.


Hiroshima happened in a different time period. Back then there weren't enough nukes to destroy the entire surface of the earth, and every first world nation wasn't ready to retaliate and kill everything.

By  Spark_Slicker  |  19

lol, it's really getting out of hand with all these paranoid zombie apocalypse believers. I can hardly even enjoy the Zombie genre anymore, which is one of my favorites, cause of all the nuts always going on about how we have to "prepare". For God's sake, take your pills.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

Sorry, but your comment would have been taken much more seriously had I not clicked on your profile.
What's up with those eyes? It's like I'm listening to a zombie say "don't worry about a zombie apocalypse. that stuff is just nonsense. Just sit here and let me take your brain..., erm,... your mind off all that stuff"

  BatemanFML  |  0

12- I am not a big fan of the zombie apocalypse theory either, however I myself do not rule out anything. In my opinion, the fixation on zombies in America is perfectly normal. Most of those "paranoid zombie apocalypse believers" use the excuse of an imminent outbreak as an excuse to stock up on cool shit to survive on if ANYTHING happens. And you gotta admit, if the world was to collapse, it would be pretty cool to shoot that neighbor of yours that you hate, rather than some other shit happen like the planet blowing up.

  Spark_Slicker  |  19

62- lol, I suppose that is a pretty good excuse. But for God's sake, anyone is just believing what they see in science fiction movies, that are solely meant for entertainment, as real facts and concerns and it's starting to scare me of how gullible humanity is starting to get.

106- Non believer? Well this is starting to sound like a cult.

  Krajjan  |  9

See, the thing is we don't really believe that corpses are going to start rising out of the earth and arbitrarily decide brains are the fucking shit for real. However, I do believe that humans can't be trusted to not emulate fiction is some terrifying ways. A sufficiently aggressive and transmissible encephalitic virus, such as a weaponized one, and we're up to our brains in human super rabies. Prepare for zombies and you prepare for plague, famine, war, natural disaster, and indefinite self-sufficient survival. Prepare for everything but zombies and well... you're prepared for everything but zombies. We're not crazy. We just think wearing shades and shooting shit as a living for the rest of forever is cool as hell. Ramble ceased.

  Krajjan  |  9

I just realized my previous comment was generalizing zombie nuts. To all people that actually believe a Romero brand apocalypse is coming and don't talk about it half in jest, I apologize and offer to pay any additional therapy bills directly resulting from the stress of my comment. With bath salts and PCP.