Today, it was my 14-year anniversary. I'd spent weeks picking out a new gold wedding band for my husband. What did he get me? Nothing. Not even a happy anniversary text. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was our 19 year wedding anniversary. When I mentioned this to my husband, all he did was grunt at me and never brought it up again for the rest of the day. I didn't get anything. No flowers, no card, no dinner, nothing. Oh, and I also had to work. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, after 14 years of relationship, him forgetting every anniversary and birthday, and being disloyal several times, my boyfriend offered to buy us friendship rings. Because I according to him, I seem to care for such gestures, and it would fix our problems. 14 years. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, it was mine and my fiancé's 4 year anniversary. What did he get me? Nothing, but I did find out he's been cheating on me with multiple women. Guess I’m back to 0 years. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
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mip_92 29
People upgrade wedding rings, hon. It's actually pretty common. Plus we don't know if he even had a wedding ring to begin with.
Rizal666 5
I mean, I just have a silicone band because when my wife and I got married, we couldn't afford it. So..maybe his fingers grew and she wanted to give him a new one? Or maybe special engraving, etc
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RichardPencil 32
Why would you get him a wedding band? He's already married! To you, no less!
mip_92 29
People upgrade wedding rings, hon. It's actually pretty common. Plus we don't know if he even had a wedding ring to begin with.
mekiswrite 21
Wedding bands don't last forever.
RichardPencil 32
@mip_92: People more often upgrade spouses. @mekiswrite: Neither do marriages.
Rizal666 5
I mean, I just have a silicone band because when my wife and I got married, we couldn't afford it. So..maybe his fingers grew and she wanted to give him a new one? Or maybe special engraving, etc
bl3ur0z3 17
My marriage has outlasted our rings and we intend to upgrade with commemorative rings next year on our 10th anniversary.
mfranks19891989 10
Maybe he just want to give you some good sex instead of buying you something. Or he has something planned for a different day because he busy with work.
EmDizzle2007 28
you've had experiences.
mfranks19891989 10
First part was me just joking around.
kfchicken 31
even if he was busy with work it's not hard to say happy anniversary at some point during the 24 hours
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
he's spent the last 14 yrs with you, I'd say thats the biggest present i mean who knew marriage could last that long
bl3ur0z3 17
Thanks for the reminder! My anniversary is tomorrow and we've already celebrated since our odds of running into each other tomorrow are slim. I should probably schedule a happy anniversary text now for him to wake up to.
westoz 24
Come on you can’t be surprised. Men never remember that stuff. Doesn’t mean they don’t care they’re just...men
kfchicken 31
gonna have to give you and probably the men you know a yikes on that one
E2dav 5
I'm sure he didnt mean to hurt you as men do tend to forget anniversaries ( & birthdays etc.). Just tell him you'd like to celebrate it and plan something together
kfchicken 31
"hey google (Siri or Alexa), remind me about my anniversary every year"
E2dav 5
dude ppl may as well. will save many cold shoulders and hurt feelings....and sexless anniversaries
0neiros 14
He now owes you a night out that you plan and he pays for. OR You now have a "I ****** up but am calling in my marker," Marker. your choice. Either way, you need to remind him about 2 weeks out next year, and don't be vague, or Hint, flat out state "BTW, Our anniversary is on ..."