By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 03:16 - United States
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
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  fakeaccountX  |  6

Was this nude modeling? If so what the hell kind of school do you go to where they're like "Hey student, I know you're busy studying, but we need you to go get naked for an art class real quick."

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  DocBastard  |  38

Holy shit! Even my Idiot-English translation engine is having difficulty with this one. I'm going to put it in and see what comes out. *whir* *wheeze* *clunk* *ZzzzzZZZzz*

"I think the guy was pretty cool to be in the same art class as OP. He has probably gotten over his ex-girlfriend and isn't afraid of being perceived as a stalker."

Um...that's the best I could come up with. It's either that or stfuscrub dropped acid just prior to commenting.

By  mrahhhhh  |  19

#6: Is English your first language? I hope not.

OP: Shoulda said out loud "Teacher, get somebody else to model. Trust me, he has absolutely nothing worth drawing on him."