Love: Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By Hystcheria - 06/11/2021 12:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.

immafiremylaser 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:03

wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.

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Impulseforyou 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 23:24

next time...don't buy clothes that look.like they belong to a girl...

mimerino 9

Monday 30 April 2012 17:47

Just keep tellin ur self that...

ZombieKitteh 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 0:33

I seriously doubt that's the real reason. Probably just a lame excuse she's been waiting for

bushada 18

Tuesday 3 December 2013 5:24

Thin, busty guy probs, right?

arsenicalhumor 30

Friday 17 January 2014 1:47

Ooo, fancy-fancy are we OP? Was it a classy feminine shirt? If not, then obviously she thought you were cheating. :p

lucy9933 2

Saturday 15 March 2014 19:43

Tell her!!!!!

LoudandAwkward 7

Friday 11 April 2014 1:29

Maybe quit dressing like a queer

worldclassrager 39

Friday 27 June 2014 8:25

Why are you wearing girl shirts? Are you really that skinny? Even though to an extent any guy can wear almost any t-shirt

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