By spiderfail - 03/07/2012 08:03 - United States - Erie

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 454
You deserved it 2 506

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Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

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HAHA ! LOSER :P I saw it it it was FUCKING AMAZAYN

Spiders are scary! What kind was it?

Tobey maguire. I heard he's dangerous...

great comment lol

What are the chances of something the size of your thumbnail putting you in the hospital... x_x

2- I actually read that in Fluttershy's voice x3

@72 You do know that there are quite a few venomous spiders, right? In addition, OP could simply be highly allergic to spider bites.

79- dammit, I did too

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

With that theme it should be Bat human balloon!

Balloonman balloonman does whatever a balloon can

Friendly neighborhood balloonman

Don't you mean sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BALLOONMAN!

He's the hero the kids deserve, but not what it-.. Damnit, he flew away!

Don't you know what you see on tv isn't always true?

I'm pretty sure op wasn't trying to get bitten...

And that they were, in fact, just making a humorous comparison to the film.

I dunno' guys. He might wake up with 20/20 vision.

You sir, did not understand this particular FML.

Pretty sure it's a woman...

Oh my I love this reply :D

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

So you can eat OP's soul and gain the powers yourself? OP won't fall for that trick!

I don't want his powers, I'm trying to create a soulless zombie version of the justice league.

Quickly! To the nuclear power plant!

Don't forget, all superheroes' parents are dead. You know what you must do!

If I drop my soulless zombie superheroes off at home afterwards they should take care of it on their own.

don't be ungrateful, you're balloon man.

What in the flying fuck is you profile picture???

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!! (~•o•~)

65 - haven't we already been though this? >.< *facepalm*

At least the nurses might've been hot?

I'm sure they were whispering together, "Do you see balloon man over there? His hives and redness is turning me on...."

At least you weren't in the hospital because your dad wanted hot nurses and broke your knee to get to them.

Referencing an older FML, good job . . .

Obvious statement, questionable job.

Oh gross, that sucks OP! Hope you're doing better and make note if your spidey senses start tingling ;)

The powers don't kick in until at least 24 hours.