FML : Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a...

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Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spiderfail / Tuesday 3 July 2012 08:03 / United States - Erie

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By saIty | 17

#4646092 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:22

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

By TheDrifter | 23

#4646102 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:24

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

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By jellyforyou | 12

#4646079 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:20

gabybilyk | 5

#4646088 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:22

HAHA ! LOSER :P I saw it it it was FUCKING AMAZAYN

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#4646084 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:21

Spiders are scary! What kind was it?

olpally | 32

#4646380 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:27

Tobey maguire. I heard he's dangerous...

alex1432 | 9

#4646461 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:52

great comment lol

happle | 21

#4646969 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:53

What are the chances of something the size of your thumbnail putting you in the hospital... x_x

aimeesea75 | 16

#4647120 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 20:41

2- I actually read that in Fluttershy's voice x3

RedPillSucks | 31

#4647461 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:55

@72 You do know that there are quite a few venomous spiders, right? In addition, OP could simply be highly allergic to spider bites.

GroovyGravy | 7

#4654228 - Thursday 5 July 2012 21:13

79- dammit, I did too

By saIty | 17

#4646092 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:22

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

DooleyFTW | 17

#4646150 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:35

With that theme it should be Bat human balloon!

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4646481 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:58

Balloonman balloonman does whatever a balloon can

reallytho3 | 11

#4646825 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:23

Friendly neighborhood balloonman

rcgirl2 | 11

#4647146 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 20:50

Don't you mean sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BALLOONMAN!

MartinAlex | 1

#4647571 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:05

He's the hero the kids deserve, but not what it-.. Damnit, he flew away!

By moonsxstars | 6

#4646093 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:23

Don't you know what you see on tv isn't always true?

reallytho3 | 11

#4646112 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:25

I'm pretty sure op wasn't trying to get bitten...

Zomg_Okay | 26

#4646170 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:39

And that they were, in fact, just making a humorous comparison to the film.

ALpein | 0

#4646548 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:16

I dunno' guys. He might wake up with 20/20 vision.

datoismyname | 22

#4646609 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:38

You sir, did not understand this particular FML.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4646980 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:55

Pretty sure it's a woman...

titzenpitzer | 9

#4647616 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:33

Oh my I love this reply :D

By TheDrifter | 23

#4646102 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:24

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4646181 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:42

So you can eat OP's soul and gain the powers yourself? OP won't fall for that trick!

TheDrifter | 23

#4646211 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:46

I don't want his powers, I'm trying to create a soulless zombie version of the justice league.

hunterfisher98 | 8

#4646619 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:41

Quickly! To the nuclear power plant!

cheetahbaby96 | 8

#4647335 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:04

Don't forget, all superheroes' parents are dead. You know what you must do!

TheDrifter | 23

#4647678 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:38

If I drop my soulless zombie superheroes off at home afterwards they should take care of it on their own.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#4647736 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:50

Or cancer

By chickenwalrus | 14

#4646106 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:25

don't be ungrateful, you're balloon man.

alphaskater09 | 9

#4646737 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:04

What in the flying fuck is you profile picture???

draegbomb | 5

#4647178 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 21:02

Jared Allen

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4647475 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:01

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!!
(~•o•~)

bizarre_ftw | 21

#4647739 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:52

65 - haven't we already been though this? >.< *facepalm*

By stormer461 | 13

#4646109 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:25

At least the nurses might've been hot?

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4646204 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:46

I'm sure they were whispering together, "Do you see balloon man over there? His hives and redness is turning me on...."

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#4646141 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:32

At least you weren't in the hospital because your dad wanted hot nurses and broke your knee to get to them.

Michele2luv | 8

#4647095 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 20:29

Referencing an older FML, good job . . .

bizarre_ftw | 21

#4647742 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:53

Obvious statement, questionable job.

By MissMae93 | 23

#4646143 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:33

Oh gross, that sucks OP! Hope you're doing better and make note if your spidey senses start tingling ;)

By 21jason | 9

#4646152 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:35

The powers don't kick in until at least 24 hours.

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