By spiderfail - 03/07/2012 08:03 - United States - Erie

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

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saIty 17

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

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gabybilyk 5

HAHA ! LOSER :P I saw it it it was FUCKING AMAZAYN

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Spiders are scary! What kind was it?

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olpally 32

Tobey maguire. I heard he's dangerous...

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alex1432 9
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great comment lol

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happle 21
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What are the chances of something the size of your thumbnail putting you in the hospital... x_x

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aimeesea75 16

2- I actually read that in Fluttershy's voice x3

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RedPillSucks 31

@72 You do know that there are quite a few venomous spiders, right? In addition, OP could simply be highly allergic to spider bites.

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GroovyGravy 7
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79- dammit, I did too

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saIty 17

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

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DooleyFTW 17
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With that theme it should be Bat human balloon!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Balloonman balloonman does whatever a balloon can

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reallytho3 11

Friendly neighborhood balloonman

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rcgirl2 11

Don't you mean sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BALLOONMAN!

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MartinAlex 1

He's the hero the kids deserve, but not what it-.. Damnit, he flew away!

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moonsxstars 6

Don't you know what you see on tv isn't always true?

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reallytho3 11

I'm pretty sure op wasn't trying to get bitten...

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Zomg_Okay 26
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And that they were, in fact, just making a humorous comparison to the film.

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ALpein 0
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I dunno' guys. He might wake up with 20/20 vision.

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datoismyname 22
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You sir, did not understand this particular FML.

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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Pretty sure it's a woman...

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titzenpitzer 9
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Oh my I love this reply :D

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TheDrifter 23

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

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hockeyoceancity 13

So you can eat OP's soul and gain the powers yourself? OP won't fall for that trick!

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TheDrifter 23

I don't want his powers, I'm trying to create a soulless zombie version of the justice league.

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hunterfisher98 8
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Quickly! To the nuclear power plant!

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cheetahbaby96 8

Don't forget, all superheroes' parents are dead. You know what you must do!

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TheDrifter 23

If I drop my soulless zombie superheroes off at home afterwards they should take care of it on their own.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Or cancer

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chickenwalrus 14

don't be ungrateful, you're balloon man.

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alphaskater09 9

What in the flying fuck is you profile picture???

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!! (~•o•~)

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bizarre_ftw 21

65 - haven't we already been though this? >.< *facepalm*

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stormer461 13

At least the nurses might've been hot?

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hockeyoceancity 13

I'm sure they were whispering together, "Do you see balloon man over there? His hives and redness is turning me on...."

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

At least you weren't in the hospital because your dad wanted hot nurses and broke your knee to get to them.

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Michele2luv 8

Referencing an older FML, good job . . .

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bizarre_ftw 21

Obvious statement, questionable job.

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MissMae93 23
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Oh gross, that sucks OP! Hope you're doing better and make note if your spidey senses start tingling ;)

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21jason 9
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The powers don't kick in until at least 24 hours.

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