By spiderfail - 03/07/2012 08:03 - United States - Erie

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 502
You deserved it 2 521

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TheDrifter 23

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

saIty 17

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!


Hiimhaileypotter 52

Spiders are scary! What kind was it?

olpally 32

Tobey maguire. I heard he's dangerous...

What are the chances of something the size of your thumbnail putting you in the hospital... x_x

aimeesea75 16

2- I actually read that in Fluttershy's voice x3

RedPillSucks 31

@72 You do know that there are quite a few venomous spiders, right? In addition, OP could simply be highly allergic to spider bites.

saIty 17

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

With that theme it should be Bat human balloon!

Redoxx_fml 22

Balloonman balloonman does whatever a balloon can

reallytho3 11

Friendly neighborhood balloonman

rcgirl2 11

Don't you mean sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BALLOONMAN!

MartinAlex 1

He's the hero the kids deserve, but not what it-.. Damnit, he flew away!

moonsxstars 6

Don't you know what you see on tv isn't always true?

reallytho3 11

I'm pretty sure op wasn't trying to get bitten...

And that they were, in fact, just making a humorous comparison to the film.

I dunno' guys. He might wake up with 20/20 vision.

You sir, did not understand this particular FML.

TheDrifter 23

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

hockeyoceancity 13

So you can eat OP's soul and gain the powers yourself? OP won't fall for that trick!

TheDrifter 23

I don't want his powers, I'm trying to create a soulless zombie version of the justice league.

cheetahbaby96 8

Don't forget, all superheroes' parents are dead. You know what you must do!

TheDrifter 23

If I drop my soulless zombie superheroes off at home afterwards they should take care of it on their own.

chickenwalrus 14

don't be ungrateful, you're balloon man.

alphaskater09 9

What in the flying **** is you profile picture???

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!! (~•o•~)

bizarre_ftw 21

65 - haven't we already been though this? >.< *facepalm*

stormer461 13

At least the nurses might've been hot?

hockeyoceancity 13

I'm sure they were whispering together, "Do you see balloon man over there? His hives and redness is turning me on...."

Hiimhaileypotter 52

At least you weren't in the hospital because your dad wanted hot nurses and broke your knee to get to them.

Michele2luv 8

Referencing an older FML, good job . . .

bizarre_ftw 21

Obvious statement, questionable job.

Oh gross, that sucks OP! Hope you're doing better and make note if your spidey senses start tingling ;)

The powers don't kick in until at least 24 hours.