Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
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saIty
| 17
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!
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TheDrifter
| 23
Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.
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jellyforyou
| 12
:(
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gabybilyk
| 5
HAHA ! LOSER :P I saw it it it was FUCKING AMAZAYN
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 49
Spiders are scary! What kind was it?
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olpally
| 32
Tobey maguire. I heard he's dangerous...
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alex1432
| 9
great comment lol
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happle
| 21
What are the chances of something the size of your thumbnail putting you in the hospital... x_x
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aimeesea75
| 16
2- I actually read that in Fluttershy's voice x3
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RedPillSucks
| 31
@72 You do know that there are quite a few venomous spiders, right? In addition, OP could simply be highly allergic to spider bites.
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GroovyGravy
| 7
79- dammit, I did too
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saIty
| 17
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!
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DooleyFTW
| 17
With that theme it should be Bat human balloon!
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Balloonman balloonman does whatever a balloon can
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reallytho3
| 11
Friendly neighborhood balloonman
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rcgirl2
| 11
Don't you mean sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BALLOONMAN!
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MartinAlex
| 1
He's the hero the kids deserve, but not what it-.. Damnit, he flew away!
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moonsxstars
| 6
Don't you know what you see on tv isn't always true?
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reallytho3
| 11
I'm pretty sure op wasn't trying to get bitten...
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
And that they were, in fact, just making a humorous comparison to the film.
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ALpein
| 0
I dunno' guys. He might wake up with 20/20 vision.
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datoismyname
| 22
You sir, did not understand this particular FML.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Pretty sure it's a woman...
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titzenpitzer
| 9
Oh my I love this reply :D
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TheDrifter
| 23
Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
So you can eat OP's soul and gain the powers yourself? OP won't fall for that trick!
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TheDrifter
| 23
I don't want his powers, I'm trying to create a soulless zombie version of the justice league.
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hunterfisher98
| 8
Quickly! To the nuclear power plant!
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cheetahbaby96
| 8
Don't forget, all superheroes' parents are dead. You know what you must do!
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TheDrifter
| 23
If I drop my soulless zombie superheroes off at home afterwards they should take care of it on their own.
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
Or cancer
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chickenwalrus
| 14
don't be ungrateful, you're balloon man.
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alphaskater09
| 9
What in the flying fuck is you profile picture???
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draegbomb
| 5
Jared Allen
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!!
(~•o•~)
(~•o•~)
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
65 - haven't we already been though this? >.< *facepalm*
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stormer461
| 13
At least the nurses might've been hot?
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
I'm sure they were whispering together, "Do you see balloon man over there? His hives and redness is turning me on...."
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 49
At least you weren't in the hospital because your dad wanted hot nurses and broke your knee to get to them.
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Michele2luv
| 8
Referencing an older FML, good job . . .
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
Obvious statement, questionable job.
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MissMae93
| 23
Oh gross, that sucks OP! Hope you're doing better and make note if your spidey senses start tingling ;)
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21jason
| 9
The powers don't kick in until at least 24 hours.