The Spectacular Spider-Thief

By Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
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Guess you could say he had sticky fingers.

“With great power comes great responsibility...to remove excess wealth from the unsuspecting public.” Hey, that web stuff is expensive!

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Guess you could say he had sticky fingers.

“With great power comes great responsibility...to remove excess wealth from the unsuspecting public.” Hey, that web stuff is expensive!

He does have sticky fingers

I guess he's not the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man after all.

I got the Avengers #1 on Free Comic Book Day and loved it so I hope regardless of your wallet being taken you got some good comics OP!

No you didn’t. You took a comic book to the bathroom and dropped your star trek themed wallet. On the bright side it wasn’t Star Wars

Ishvah 15

*pops popcorn* this'll be good.

*Fixes bowtie* Listen here you little shit! Star Wars > Star Trek. I rest my case!

Tell the store. They might know the person, or at least they will know and can stop them the next time.

You could probably sell your story to the Daily Bugle.

lukesick1 12

"He's a menace"

Lobby_Bee 17

Who else read that in J.K. Simmons' voice?

don’t you know that spider-man has sticky fingers?