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Show it anywayYes, because making stuff up in court can NEVER lead towards the person to be charged or arrested.
Yes, because making stuff up in court can NEVER lead to being charged or arrested. Not to mention totally screwing the case over.
Oh yes, cause perjury is definitely the way to go!
Mmm, I love the smell of perjury in the morning. Totally legit.
Don't the police usually take a statement right when it happens to avoid this exact scenario?
1, You're a complete moron.
Since we all want a mistrial...
Yet another example of how people on FML can't take a joke. No one in their right mind would believe the commenter really wanted the op to make stuff up yet that's apparently how people took it.
Say what happened in your dream and hopefully get to go to a mental institution and play in the foam room :D
"When we saw the robbers we also heard some music like 'nanuh nanuh nanuh' then there was a shitton of flying monkeys!"
Are you sure it was a dream?
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Show it anywayOr they include being Batman. If you have the opportunity to be Batman. ALWAYS be Batman.
I guess it on what sort of dreamer the OP is. My dreams are always pretty vivid and realistic (I never have those super crazy dreams that a lot of people seem to have), so days later I might remember a conversation I had in a dream or something mundane like that, and will think to myself "wait, did that actually happen?"
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Show it anywayWell, as an American I care.
I would make an insult about but I'm not going to stoop down to your level.
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Show it anywaySomeone is new at using technology
Oh, no it was just a mistake. I'm sorry just ignore my comment.
WELCOME TO THE INTERWEBS. Your tinfoil hat will arrive in 3-5 weeks.
And this is why, as a forensic scientist, I hate it when courts use eyewitnesses.....it's upsetting. Really. Just tell the courts that you no longer can remember what happened. Don't make crap up and say you still do. That's when innocent people are convicted.
Don't you just hate when you can't tell your dreams from reality?
Inception = Hell
One time I had a dream that I had a wife and she died so I buried her in my backyard and put down a gravestone. When I woke up I walked to my backyard to give her flowers. I then saw nothing there and realized she's does not exist.
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Show it anywaySays the pot.
Find a top and spin it. If it keeps spinning, you are dreaming. If it stops, its reality.
No shit Sherlock.
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And this is why, as a forensic scientist, I hate it when courts use eyewitnesses.....it's upsetting. Really. Just tell the courts that you no longer can remember what happened. Don't make crap up and say you still do. That's when innocent people are convicted.
Say what happened in your dream and hopefully get to go to a mental institution and play in the foam room :D