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Did you kill the spider, though?
Spider -1. You -0.
Ceiling fans are aggressive creatures.
I guess now would be the time to burn your house down, move to another state, and change your name before that spider shows up again
I feel bad for the poor spider. It's going to be tough finding a tattooist willing to ink tiny teardrops under four of its eight eyes.
What?
I was alluding to the tear drop tattoos that some people get under their eye when they kill someone.
Oh, that was actually very clever, haha
We were not a species made to last..
I think the spider won the round...
I bet the spider was crawling all over you while you were out, probably doing a victory dance.
You knocked the spider off your arm & then jumped on your bed. I'm assuming that means the spider is on the floor now (or maybe other furniture). How does standing up on a raised surface help you spot a spider on the floor better than sitting on your & looking more closely? Unless you needed to see over other furniture?
That was just the scout, there are plenty more waiting that you haven't seen.
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Spider -1. You -0.
Did you kill the spider, though?