Animals: Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in...

By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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BadApple88 29

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Monday 30 May 2016 23:25

Spider -1. You -0.

_EnderDoge 22

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Monday 30 May 2016 23:22

Did you kill the spider, though?

_EnderDoge 22

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Monday 30 May 2016 23:22

Did you kill the spider, though?

BadApple88 29

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Monday 30 May 2016 23:25

Spider -1. You -0.

sparkledoge 29

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Monday 30 May 2016 23:27

Ceiling fans are aggressive creatures.

anonymous0110902 20

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Monday 30 May 2016 23:29

I guess now would be the time to burn your house down, move to another state, and change your name before that spider shows up again

Tripartita 44

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Monday 30 May 2016 23:57

I feel bad for the poor spider. It's going to be tough finding a tattooist willing to ink tiny teardrops under four of its eight eyes.

H4H 15

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Tuesday 31 May 2016 0:05

What?

Tripartita 44

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Tuesday 31 May 2016 0:11

I was alluding to the tear drop tattoos that some people get under their eye when they kill someone.

H4H 15

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Tuesday 31 May 2016 1:29

Oh, that was actually very clever, haha

ninjala 10

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Tuesday 31 May 2016 0:08

We were not a species made to last..

ssnow_fml 20

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Tuesday 31 May 2016 1:45

I think the spider won the round...

cecilk 29

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Tuesday 31 May 2016 1:46

I bet the spider was crawling all over you while you were out, probably doing a victory dance.

zeffra13 31

Tuesday 31 May 2016 1:51

You knocked the spider off your arm & then jumped on your bed. I'm assuming that means the spider is on the floor now (or maybe other furniture). How does standing up on a raised surface help you spot a spider on the floor better than sitting on your & looking more closely? Unless you needed to see over other furniture?