What type of spider was it???

Seeing that they live in Australia, probably a pretty big one.

Probably the "scratch and sniff" kind, if that makes any scents to you.

Who nose?

#49 pun game is savage :0

Did your spidy sense kick in ?

*spidey scents

No, scents is correct. The spider is in his nasal cavity. >:P

The spider was living in a web of lies and false security

oh no, I hope you're okay now! =) I hate spiders so I would have been freaked out

Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.

@5 Save me a ticket

Why, did you get a living spider stuck in your nose too?

#25 Probably crawled in while he OP was asleep. They already crawl into your mouth and the average person ends up sleep eating like 3 per year or something.....that's why I bush in the morning!

Actually #44, scientists debunked that myth. They said while sleeping we breathe so deeply that it would startle spiders away from our face, not towards it. :)

#5 fuck the train, just give me a gun so I can shoot myself and make it quick

More like a plane out of Australia :)

Hopefully it didn't bite you, but either way FYL.

I'm trying to thing why you didn't blow your nose as hard as you could once it went up there .

Sometimes no matter how much you blow, it just won't come out...

That's what she said.

"Hey, how was your day today?"
"Well..."

How about nope.

Well...... That bites!!

But hopefully the spider doesn't.