By ew - 03/07/2012 11:33 - United States - Garland

Today, I asked the 7-year-old that I was babysitting if he could burp on command. He said he could, and began to demonstrate. It turns out he couldn't purposely burp, but he definitely could vomit on command. FML
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saIty 17

Vomiting on command... not a bad skill to have. I mean let's say you there's a person bothering you, so to get that person to leave you alone all you have to do is vomit on that person! P.S. for all of you who don't have this amazing skill just use Jenna Marbles "face" to repel those annoying people

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reallytho3 11

That kid has talent

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twinkledinosaur 0

Yes, vomit sure is appetising...

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bigtaytay 13

I wonder if OP cleaned it up on command

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

1) if your profile picture was of a dog, I could completely understand your comment.

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moonsxstars 6

And who's fault was that?

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newbiehere99 6

#2 - Op must have shown the kid your pic and that's why he puked

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peachesncreem 21

2 - Every time I see you comment, it's always thumbed down. Which of the FML Gods did you piss off?

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stormer461 13

That kid's lame. Who can't burp on command?

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syley 5

I think Throwing up on command is much more interesting and helpful for a distraction

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ALpein 0

You are lame. Who puts their mascot as their profile picture?

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PhishloverA 14

No #12, it's gross

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reallytho3 11

That kid has talent

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lopsop 12

I wish I could projectile vomit on command. It could get me out of so much stuff

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zachherbert 10

I can see him now, at his first talent show....

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm just curious about how exactly that came up. Did you randomly ask the kid, or were you having a conversation about burps? Weird either way. :P

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olpally 32

Burping the alphabet is a challenge... Lol, but seriously, that's totally random.

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saIty 17

Vomiting on command... not a bad skill to have. I mean let's say you there's a person bothering you, so to get that person to leave you alone all you have to do is vomit on that person! P.S. for all of you who don't have this amazing skill just use Jenna Marbles "face" to repel those annoying people

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LO388 7

God, I hate jenna marbles.

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sheerem 7

YES!!! I was just thinking about her when I read this!!

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hockeyoceancity 13

10- I did too!!!! Right when i read "Jenna Marbles" i thought of her!!! Strange, we think alike!

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mykalt18 2

All the people saying they don't like her have probably never seen a single one of her videos. She's hilarious.

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tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Jenna marbles is the shit,and that kid is going to go far in life.

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TriflingAllDay 6

I thought she was funny just now when I went to see what this was about. But then after about 10 min of her going off Nonstop on BS, I just felt like punching her in the throat.

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TheDrifter 23

Call him Skittles, he can taste the rainbow on Command.

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newbiehere99 6

#8 The last FML someone commented about skittles didn't get many likes ... I'm kinda seeing a pattern here 0.o

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MissMae93 23

Burping on command involves swallowing air which causes vomiting which can lead to stomach, throat and esophagus issues. As a babysitter, you should know that. I feel terrible for the child, not you.

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MrSassypants 33

I know right? The OP probably forgot to read the babysitter's handbook of every single thing necessary to be a babysitter. That's the only reason I could think why she didn't know that when she "should" know it.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Im not sure how you managed to turn harmless burping that kids do all the time into health issues associated with bulimics.

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hockeyoceancity 13

I'm starting to learn to much from reading these comments on FML... I don't like it! I DON'T LIKE IT!

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MissMae93 23

18 - It's common sense. Every time you puke, acid erodes the tissue in those areas in particular. Children are more susceptible to these problems as their bodies aren't fully developed and not equipped to handle being sick a lot. Teaching kids to do stupid things like burping on command can lead to greater issues down the road.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Like bad manners.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

23- burping, like yawning is releasing built up gases and is actually good to do.

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Octwo 16

Future helicopter parent right here.

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tomhofer 14

who cares for real? your hyposchychic ideas are ridiculous

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zerosk8r1526 3

23 - Yes, acid erosion does occur in the stomach and esophogus due to vomiting. However, I do not really think that this happening in children is an issue to worry about because I've never heard of anybody throwing up in an attempt to burp, besides the kid in the FML.

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Harpy20 24

Sounds like you just made some work for yourself.

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21jason 9

Join the circus together as the amazing vomit boy have show his talent all over the audience

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