You got off easy. Imagine if it was shredded metal in that hole from something stabbing the shed.

Spiderman, Spiderman...

Spiderman spiderman take OP to the garbage can, okay i am done.

As the saying goes; no guts, no glory!

That mother ****** deserved it. Never put your tool in somewhere you don't know what's on the other side.

(insert funny **** biting joke)

LOL hahaha that's the funniest thing. Was your penis swollen/purple/blue/itchy/cast around it/no more sex for you in a couple of weeks/what brah

Will they have to cut it off?

I've never heard a drunk story end in a good way :O

..so there I was, wasted off my ass and then...joe Cuban comes out of nowhere and gives me good stock advice, and I promptly followed it and doubled my portfolio! He also offered me a bunch of stuff for my diet Mountain Dew...didn't have the heart to tell him it was just whiskey...

117, it's disturbing you wish to know all of those details.

^There's a button for that.

Op- it happens to the best of us

Op- it really doesn't happen to the best of us

Just to finish this off, OP, it happens to some of the best of us

I can honestly tell you that this has never happened to me, and I'm not even the best. So no, it doesn't happen to the best of us.

Well good sir, i am indubitably the best, and i has indeed happened to me a time or twenty, therefore using my precise mathematical algorithms i can determine that it does happen to the best of us

So you stick your dick in random holes and get bit by random creatures?

How are they ever NOT a good idea?

Apparently when you get bit by a black widow spider.

25- When you stick your dick through and sustain a bite from a Black Widow. The idea of a glory hole is disgusting, anyway. I don't see the appeal in having a random stranger get you off; you have no idea where their mouth has been.

28- Or if that mouth is female or male

Or if they're human

Treat it as a game. It's like playing name that disease with your genitals. On a side note, whether the shed was steel or wood, the hole itself could have caused serious injury.

It doesn't have to be a stranger. I've gone with my fiancé and we each went into a separate room and it was amazing. You just have to be more open minded about your sex life to enjoy such things I guess.

You have to be open to strangeness and kinkiness to enjoy a glory hole.

I have seen a comment on like every FML ever by you kyleekay.

28- related story, once a guy did the glory hole thing in a stall in a men's washroom, walked out, and his dad came out of that stall...

138 - where'd you hear that? That seems far fetched.

Well yes 72, that's kind of the point. Vanilla's wouldn't go near a glory hole.

152- it could have easily been a coincidence. A very disturbing coincidence.

Or if they even have a mouth.... All dat slenderman assssss...... XD

Pretty solid guideline to live by, #4. The doctor part.

My new motto...

Always ask your doctor if its right for you!

It was a one in a million shot doc, one in a million.

-75, Love the Seinfeld reference, haha!

Well, if your doctor is DocBastard, then OP probably isn't the worst case to be heard of.

Damn you fine as ****.

What if OP is a girl?

164-are you retarded?

164 That was one of the few times my jaw has dropped just from pure stupidity.

#164 I gave that a thumbs up only because I laughed so hard I vomited after reading that.

Yeah, that bites.

"spider dies after biting dick" is a headline you won't find in any newspaper :)

Black WIDOW, not a him, but good comment :)

Your play on words is actually quite clever

Thank you, sir or madam

Hole-d on a sec OP, maybe you shed think about the consequences of your actions beforehand :P

lol shadowvoid--best response yet!!

This wouldn't have happened had he been more recluse.

If there had been a brown recluse involved... Well, his "member" may fall off and no longer be a member of his body.

77- have you read my responses before? Usually they are hidden in 5-10 seconds...

#21 you obviously don't understand cuz ur not a guy. I don't wanna sound sexist, but spider-dick is a ****-shriveling terror.

Or should you say, not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Yes! That's awesome!

Sharpest knife in the drawer, brightest bulb in the pack...I've heard of those. Brightest crayon, however, is a new one...

usually a straight male wants a girl, maybe idk what it has to do.

Assuming OP is a male, it was probably meant to imply that he didn't want another dude to be on the opposite end of the glory hole.

The op is male. Considering he has a dick to stick in a glory hole

What people are forgetting is that glory holes started as a way for gay men to have random sex in bathrooms.

I didn't forget that 89, why else do you think I have a hole cut out in my bathroom door? Haha.

So no one answered 9. I was wondering the same thing. How would this be different if it were a all guys party and OP was gay? That wouldn't stop him from getting intoxicated and sticking his penis into the hole.

How did your comment have anything to do with this post? Hmm, yoyo?

Actually you have a 99% chance of surviving a black widow bite.

I didn't know that. And I didn't think I was gonna learn anything today.