#25, yes, you can.

Any privately owned business has the right to refuse service to certain people who have behaved Inappropriately.

41, now I'M scarred for life.

#33, No problem, I've only learned that fact the hard way. Now, I have to travel miles and wear a disguise to get a coffee. I thought making fart noises as they steamed the milk at Starbucks would get a laugh, not a lifetime ban. Learn from my mistakes.

If that story is true I feel like the lifetime ban was such an overkill as punishment.

92- ...yes, yes.

It's not delivery, it's a porno.

You could always cover her in cheese, pretend she's a pizza, and eat her.

My thoughts exactly. xP

#16 got comment of the day.

23, It's weird, but your comment actually goes pretty well with your profile pic, since female the praying mantis eats the male after mating. Cannibalism and sex...they're like peanut butter and jelly in bug world.

57- Actually, they have proven that's false. Those results were obtained while the mantises were being watched closely, in laboratory settings. They were stressed. Recent studies of mantis mating in more natural settings found only one instance of head eating from their test group, and that was only because the female was very hungry. Usually both come away unharmed.

Don'tchu wish your girlfriend was hottt like mee. Lmao I can completely picture this.

More like comment of the year.

The mantises have been doing it less frequently now.

Good grief! I didn't think my comment was THAT groundbreaking.... ohstopityou.png

I've never watched porn in my life!

"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle"

Actually I think it would be "jiggle, jiggle, jiggle".

No, it's wiggle in the song, but it is jiggle on a 200 pound girl...*shivers* uuuck!

Not sure why everyone is downvoting. If he liked it, it may very well be "wiggle, wiggle"...

Agreed! It's not a porno, it's Digiorno!

Don't give people ideas like that

I saw a porno where that happened, the guys dick was cut through the box and the penis was hanging though the pizza. True Story

117- AAAHHHH that image... I can't unsee! *stabs eyes out Oedipus-style*

13 - Thank you for posting the best thing I have ever read.

But pie taste good!!'

Extra anchovies.

^ Loverboy reference, I like it.

You are what you eat.

Does that mean cannibals are the only real people?

Only if the person they consumed was also a cannibal. But this would mean that infinite regress would have to exist, a notion that has yet to be proven. Unless it was a circle of cannibalism? O_____o