Comedy gold

Ohh if only you could queef on command, you could blow some right back!

That'd stop him.

you mean you can't?

No, because I have a penis my dear...

You're dating a child. That's illegal.

I wouldn't do it but I never knew it was illegal? Why does that make him a child?

Dating a child is the crime, not blowing raspberries. And seeing as how blowing raspberries is the usual tactic adults rely on to make a child laugh when they're crying, how is it not childish?

Yeah that's not only childish, but also could be deathly, air is not a good thing to enter your reproductive system, in rare cases it could cause embolism.

Where did he get those raspberries while between your legs? Do you keep stock there?

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In his defense, that's kinda funny.

and here I thought I was the only one that pulled shit like that whilst giving head

Lack of respect for you and immaturity aside, if you look it up, blowing air into the vagina is VERY DANGEROUS, and can land you in the hospital in absolute agony. Google it, make him read it, and tell him not to ever do it again unless he wants to be single