Comedy gold

By Landdownunder - 05/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
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manb91gb 15

Ohh if only you could queef on command, you could blow some right back! That'd stop him.

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bobsanction 18

In his defense, that's kinda funny.

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manb91gb 15

Ohh if only you could queef on command, you could blow some right back! That'd stop him.

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bullsonyourface 20

you mean you can't?

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manb91gb 15

No, because I have a penis my dear...

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timinator5000 28

I wouldn't do it but I never knew it was illegal? Why does that make him a child?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Dating a child is the crime, not blowing raspberries. And seeing as how blowing raspberries is the usual tactic adults rely on to make a child laugh when they're crying, how is it not childish?

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faiona 13

Yeah that's not only childish, but also could be deathly, air is not a good thing to enter your reproductive system, in rare cases it could cause embolism.

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Sinshine 28

Where did he get those raspberries while between your legs? Do you keep stock there?

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bullsonyourface 20

clap clap clap

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bobsanction 18

In his defense, that's kinda funny.

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bullsonyourface 20

and here I thought I was the only one that pulled shit like that whilst giving head

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0neiros 14

Lack of respect for you and immaturity aside, if you look it up, blowing air into the ****** is VERY DANGEROUS, and can land you in the hospital in absolute agony. Google it, make him read it, and tell him not to ever do it again unless he wants to be single

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