Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
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Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
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Huey_Freeman 4
Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...
gc327072 31
It's not delivery, it's a porno.
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Comments (211)
LuckyLynx7732 5
But a chubby underage girl isn't worth a jail sentence.
RogueWarrior869 23
Why would they answer naked? That's wrong and I am stating the obvious. But wow, you have my sympathies, OP. I'm going to start tipping more, I had no idea you guys went through that.
Oliver_Bento 3
Go to College
kalbrek009 20
Don't feel too bad op, I used to have to live with a 200+ lb 5' 4" teenage girl covered in acne who hardly ever bathed, as she was the daughter of a woman I dated for 5 yrs....you only see them randomly. :)
Fa11en_Leafs 7
Oh my.
krob92 4
this stuff happens? ugh
leydia 10
At least it wasn't a fat naked old man answering the door.
l0v3p4in 7
OP, I feel for you having to look at that sight, but think of the poor 200 lb, acne-plagued teenager. Poor girl's so desperate she shows up at the front door naked. Plus, she has to look at her own body everyday. FHL.
The_F3rris 11
What the hell? So...large women are just running around naked once they get home? And they don't put on clothes to answer the door? Where am I?
courtneybro 0
Naked...?...