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By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2018 19:00

Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML

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By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By CheeseLover - 02/12/2016 00:44 - United States - Spring

Today, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

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By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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Huey_Freeman 4

Friday 21 September 2012 16:12

Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...

gc327072 30

Friday 21 September 2012 16:16

It's not delivery, it's a porno.

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kross86 2

Friday 21 September 2012 23:41

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how even 1 overweight, self conscious, teenage girl with low self esteem and bad acne even gets the balls to answer the door naked, let alone more than that.

your_face 15

Saturday 22 September 2012 0:19

You don't know that she's self conscious or lacks self esteem. Maybe she's proud of her fluff.

patrickalamo 47

Friday 21 September 2012 23:43

Know your customer base

purplemnm 9

Friday 21 September 2012 23:45

I have feeling since I ordered pizza last night...I WAS WEARING A BIG HOODIE AND I HAVE POISON IVY, IT'S POISON IVY!!

Jessy713 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 0:09

Wow! Naked? That is gross the least she can do is invest in a robe.

Lehk 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 0:15

so.... you hit that and paid for her pizza out of pocket, right?

88vivera 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:20

Change ur job!

DylansMomma 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:21

Your comment : Why was she naked is the real question here.

razbery_nerd 4

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:25

?! That's happened more than once!?

Anubis_81 21

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:31

How many have you seen? That is just a little ridiculous.

punkrockess 7

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:13

You're a delivery guy and you're judging someone who is paying you for a service. Either get a new job or get into therapy, and have some respect!!!

greeneye_fml 12

Saturday 22 September 2012 4:42

Are you ******* serious? You're probably a fat pig who answers the door naked too. Disgusting. Get some basic dignity.

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