Love: Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door...

By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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jessxoxo28 5

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

get his #

MoobyTheCow 2

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

YDI for not ordering Chinese.

123e3 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:22

FAIL

Sirin_fml 46

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:22

This sounds like the setup for a cheesy porn flick (-:`,

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Monday 18 January 2010 4:00

giggity...

Sirin_fml 46

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Monday 18 January 2010 4:06

Giggity-goo.

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Monday 18 January 2010 19:55

Seriously, OP. Time to put on a slutty negligee and some really bad disco music the next time you answer the door.

pwincessa23 1

Friday 10 September 2010 8:18

go out some more Hun.

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:23

...really?

Mustardnight 3

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Monday 18 January 2010 9:25

Serves you right for being a maple leafs fan!!! Go habs!! Colis d'ostie.

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Monday 18 January 2010 17:40

Its more of an FML for being a leafs fan.

jessxoxo28 5

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

get his #

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Wednesday 26 March 2014 12:46

it's probably on her speed dial

Person1233 12

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

OP, I think we can change that ;D

superHydrate 4

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

that's one sad fml!!

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Monday 9 August 2010 1:51

maybe the cause of this is ordering to many pizzas making you gain weight therefore the only boy to ever show up is the one delivering pizza

MoobyTheCow 2

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

YDI for not ordering Chinese.

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:45

actually im white and thats all im interested in they're just so shy

jamieleigh_315 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:51

# 43 lmao aww it's okay

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:27

Call for some chineese food and you can have a party!

ensemble_coeur 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:27

mapleleafs34? YDI for liking the Toronto Maple Leafs

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Thursday 13 October 2011 5:15

#9 I agree compleatly

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:28

maybe instead of eating you should go to the gym

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Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

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Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

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Today, I'm stuck at my future brother-in-law’s Bachelor party. Ten guys I don’t know, who are all younger than me. It turns out two of them have been fucking since High School, and it’s an open secret in their group. I won’t out them, but only cause I don’t care enough to remember names. FML

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