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Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mapleleafs34 - / Sunday 17 January 2010 19:24 / United States

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By jessxoxo28 | 5

#781002 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:24

get his #

By MoobyTheCow | 2

#781011 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:25

YDI for not ordering Chinese.

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By 123e3 | 0

#780991 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:22

FAIL

By Sirin_fml | 46

#780993 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:22

This sounds like the setup for a cheesy porn flick (-:`,

lubby_fml | 0

#781244 - Monday 18 January 2010 04:00

giggity...

Sirin_fml | 46

#781260 - Monday 18 January 2010 04:06

Giggity-goo.

gingersnapper | 0

#782638 - Monday 18 January 2010 07:55

Seriously, OP. Time to put on a slutty negligee and some really bad disco music the next time you answer the door.

pwincessa23 | 1

#1380894 - Friday 10 September 2010 08:18

go out some more Hun.

By amiracle | 0

#780996 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:23

...really?

Mustardnight | 3

#781732 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:25

Serves you right for being a maple leafs fan!!! Go habs!! Colis d'ostie.

Dukaness | 0

#782421 - Monday 18 January 2010 05:40

Its more of an FML for being a leafs fan.

By jessxoxo28 | 5

#781002 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:24

get his #

extrasnipes | 22

#5896304 - Wednesday 26 March 2014 12:46

it's probably on her speed dial

By Person1233 | 12

#781004 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:24

OP, I think we can change that ;D

By superHydrate | 4

#781010 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:25

that's one sad fml!!

izzy21_fml | 0

#1209939 - Monday 9 August 2010 01:51

maybe the cause of this is ordering to many pizzas making you gain weight therefore the only boy to ever show up is the one delivering pizza

By MoobyTheCow | 2

#781011 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:25

YDI for not ordering Chinese.

Venumsucker | 0

#787224 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 11:45

actually im white and thats all im interested in they're just so shy

jamieleigh_315 | 0

#2627832 - Monday 6 June 2011 04:51

# 43 lmao aww it's okay

By renots4206 | 0

#781024 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:27

Call for some chineese food and you can have a party!

By ensemble_coeur | 0

#781025 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:27

mapleleafs34? YDI for liking the Toronto Maple Leafs

Trilogy | 1

#3424916 - Thursday 13 October 2011 05:15

#9 I agree compleatly

By davidhasmorefun | 0

#781029 - Monday 18 January 2010 02:28

maybe instead of eating you should go to the gym

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