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The illustrated FMLs

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

By minibuch1505 / Friday 21 September 2012 11:31 / France - Halluin
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By  onlychildFTW  |  33

That sucks. But it's not that bad, so random people thought you were crazy. FYL, a little. It was probably better then hugging a random women and getting knees in the balls or something

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By  onlychildFTW  |  33

That sucks. But it's not that bad, so random people thought you were crazy. FYL, a little. It was probably better then hugging a random women and getting knees in the balls or something

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  fordneagles  |  34

'It was probably better *than* hugging a random *woman* and getting *kneed* in the balls or something.' But you did use the correct 'it's', so I forgive you, mostly.

By  holyshitbatman  |  20

how do you NOT know what your girlfriend looks like from afar? everyone has something that gives them away, no matter how much they look like another person (height, weight, hair color, their walk) seriously, YDI

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Some people just look similar from afar. It's not like OP would have stopped to analyse the woman, just to be sure is it? OP wasn't expecting it to be a stranger, it's more likely he'd just run over after spotting her, or in this case someone who looks like her.

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  walmartpaysme  |  15

Since OP was running towards her with his arms wide open, I assume he hadn't seen her in a while and really missed her. He probably just was so excited to see her that he didn't pause to study the person.

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  walmartpaysme  |  15

If OP is a girl please substitute all my "he's" for "she's". Seriously, people put your gender. Lol

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  musicluvr2000  |  11

Steps to do when seeing someone: 1. LOOK: stop and analyze them. Stare until your eyeballs fall out. Drink in every single detail. 2. Apologize for staring so creepily. 3. Ask yourself... Do you recognize them? Is he/she really that person? 4. If all answers to #3 are positive, then RUN AND GIVE THEM A HUG!

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  musicluvr2000  |  11

14- sexist much?

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  cat0720  |  9

52- you're an idiot for not realizing what 'he' means. Also you are so sexist to think that a woman couldn't have a girlfriend. More like homophobic.

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  xpaulatanx  |  10

#2 - Keep quiet, shit for brains. I got to know 2 really cool guys all because they resembled my boyfriend. Heck, one of them is a spitting image of him!

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  walmartpaysme  |  15

72, I said OP could be a guy or a girl in my comment #14 that got thumbed down. The person who said "he" was defending me. I am a "her" but they WERE referring to me. YOU are a complete moron. Nothing about my statement was homophobic. I was trying NOT to offend by assuming OP was a guy. Reading comment 34 may help you because comment 36 was responding to that one. You're reading comprehension SUCKS. Have a nice day! :)

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  SW500  |  13

Well, my vision has gone to shit and I don't like the feeling of my glasses, so from a distance I have trouble distinguishing people. Maybe OP has a similar issue, or the person seriously looked a lot like his girlfriend. You never know.

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  echoes185  |  9

2 - Why are you getting offended, it's an honest mistake that happens to everyone. There are 6 billion people in the world, I think it's pretty possible for 2 people to look similar. So for real; chill!

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  Tay_racer10  |  3

It's like the time I was in Glendo with some friends and one of my friends went running up to this couple screaming "MOM! DAD!" And she stops and goes "oh! my parents don't have a dog!" And walks back, they thought she was pretty crazy

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  olpally  |  32

As a Blackhawks fan, I just hope there's a hockey season! Can we all agree that bettman is an asshole? Lol. Sorry for the rant haha. I'm sure you both feel like I do.

By  torbey  |  23

Awkwardddd :/

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