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you have to know by now riding a public bus will get you mugged at some point in the U.S I'm from Seattle and every night on the news there's always some video from a metro bus with something happening, so hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo wallet because they jacking everyone around there!!!
My profile pic is an arrowhead and that's my walking stick beside it. The arrowhead type is "waubesa". It was knapped out of flint rock by Native Americans during the Woodland Period (500 B.C. - 500 A.D.). I found this one myself. Researching and studying these types of artifacts is my hobby, hence the username "rockhound". Probably way more information than you wanted, but hey, you asked.
Undoing someones pants while they're asleep isn't romantic. He's a guy you could have just woken him up and told him you were horny.
Get locked up for undressing your girlfriend? Boy, in what country do you live? OP, it can even be worse! Just read this cool and painfull story. Once upon a time, there was a male friend of mine, sleeping with his girlfriend. The girlfriend tried to be 'romantic' to give him a blowjob while he was still fast asleep. The uncontrollable reaction of my friend: slap her. The uncontrollable reaction of his girlfriend: bite in his penis. The end.
I think the word "romantic" should be replaced with something else. YDI for expecting a reward for undoing a sleeping person's pants.
You triggered your boyfriends "rape reflux". Your body is designed to wake up when someone starts taking your pants off. You've probably heard the old saying about "not being caught with your pants down". Well it's even worse if your caught bent over with a 10'' dick up your backside in addition to merely having your pants down. Hence you have the "rape reflux", your bodies natural preventative measure to ward off these horrible scenarios. I like to think of it as the "KaySL alarm".
@84 And you need to get a basic sense of humor. And you are aware this is the internet, right? Not everyone are native English speakers? Also, why are you attacking him? the "McDonald's he works at"? He wasn't even talking to you and you seem so angry with this man, whom you know nothing about. Definately not where he works.
I understand you think that is romantic, which it is, but wake him up by kissing him first or with another sweet gesture. THEN when he is to his senses but still sleepy you start to undo him of his pants. Would you want to awaken to your boyfriend undoing your shirt for sex? You will probably complain about his not so romantic moves.