Intimacy: Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling...

By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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You deserved it 6 919

Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Thhe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:10

it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 20:24

clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

Comments

itslilly123 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:08

ydi for wearing a "nightdress". awesome nickname tho.

joeyisinsane 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 3:52

ydi for not being in the kitchen

Thhe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:10

it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

ninjacapo 2

Friday 7 May 2010 3:48

lol nice. tru but prolly not the right thing to say

powertoast_3000 6

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:01

that's why you should get an xbox :D

macnamera 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:17

Clearly your boyfriend is gay.

rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 20:24

clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

black_ss 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:26

I'm going with gay

SnoBorder4Life 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:03

I'm going with hardcore gamer.

perdix 29

Friday 11 December 2009 20:27

You should have turned on the blue light of your Xbox and guided his joystick into the slot.

mannequiin 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:19

there are no blue lights on an xbox.

Dan2025 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:19

Better a blue light than a red ring...

afraidfurball 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:54

^ I loled

raghavfyl 0

Monday 26 April 2010 10:59

rrod

koifish81 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:32

is ur bf a ****???? I think so

NixKuH 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 4:07

maybe the girl is ugly?

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:41

well clearly he wasn't in the mood. maybe afterward.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:03

Hit his weak point for massive damage.

ZayJay 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 11:19

I hope you don't get his Giant Enemy Crabs

quikwit1212 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:51

LMAO!

Boddmon 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:21

Sometimes a guy just ain't in the mood... for you..

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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Today, I bought my cat a catnip-filled toy that's shaped like a fish. He pounced on it, wrestled with it, and then got so scared of it for no reason that he dashed full speed into the wall. FML

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Today, our sons, who we thought were asleep, came barging into our room in the middle of the first blowjob my wife has given me in weeks. She was so shocked, she bit down and pulled away at the same time, tearing the big vein on the top of my cock. I had to go to hospital for blood loss and stitches. FML

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Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

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Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

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Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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