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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
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Livewire1701's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By silkytaco / Tuesday 17 February 2009 17:11 / United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WoWWidow - / Friday 2 September 2011 08:02 / United States

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 17 March 2011 23:52 / United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 07:14 / United States

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sad_dad - / Saturday 24 October 2009 17:35 / Canada

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