Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck...

By horny21 - 21/2/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself....

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By GirlaftaGirl | 0

#878913 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:10

You dont need a new body...you need a new boyfriend

By Jen_J_the_J | 0

#878955 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:17

^^^^ someone likes their porn

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By mygoodsir | 0

#878904 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:09

maybe he dosent like your body anymore

zZPedobearZz | 0

#878948 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:15

"OMIGOSH THERES A NAKED WOMAN IN MY ROOM THROW A BaCKPACK AT HER!"

i would do the same... he probably did it by accident because he got scared or something...

crimewc | 0

#879053 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:45

dang don't u feel bad u need start searching for somebody else u that crazy he have some else stupied ?

FUDGELOVESME | 0

#879098 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:56

yeah right he probably just didn't want to do it and was tired

ButtNekked | 0

#879113 - Sunday 21 February 2010 17:02

Backpack = Still in school? Oh god are you in HIGH SCHOOL :0

xlostwithoutu | 0

#879363 - Sunday 21 February 2010 18:32

They probably are in high school. Get married before having sex idiots.

reyemrein | 0

#879410 - Sunday 21 February 2010 18:53

STFU 41 no one likes to hear people like you shovel your bullshit on us

doink | 0

#879520 - Sunday 21 February 2010 19:47

Ever heard of college? Some people bring backpacks to their jobs, too.

mittensbum16 | 0

#879620 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:12

I carry a backpack and I'm in college it doesn't necessarily mean that you're still in high school

thor89 | 0

#879695 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:33

Your a stupid cunt with a black eye

Goofalie | 0

#880535 - Monday 22 February 2010 1:57

41 your a douche bag who are you to judge what they do in there sex life you just jealous cause you don't get any at all and prolly never will

rap33r100 | 0

#881245 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:40

r u serius these years girls have sex before 13 for god sake

Pail17 | 0

#881466 - Monday 22 February 2010 7:12

^ very true.

rldostie | 19

#882294 - Monday 22 February 2010 16:05

and boys? Boys have sex before 13, too, right?
no one should be having sex at 13 but let's not pretend it's worse for girls to be having sex. a guy gets a girl pregnant and his life is pretty much fucked too.

showrunner | 0

#931210 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:44

number 53 I second your motion

brainiac94 | 0

#1005970 - Monday 24 May 2010 22:27

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#1734019 - Monday 22 November 2010 11:17

41 I love your pic:)

TheLadWhoLived | 0

#2284052 - Sunday 3 April 2011 5:07

Illiteracy's a bitch...

shumian | 4

#2421625 - Thursday 28 April 2011 5:22

rofl "he got scared"

PoTnOoto | 7

#6642259 - Sunday 3 July 2016 12:17

There's this thing called college, I think you guys should try it

By NikAero | 0

#878908 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:09

nvm

By GirlaftaGirl | 0

#878913 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:10

You dont need a new body...you need a new boyfriend

babe7260 | 30

#4560824 - Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:32

No shit!!!!

By J0yce | 0

#878914 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:10

Were you that desperate for sex at the moment...?

Eddie_Paints | 0

#878928 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:13

How rude!

Middrslife | 0

#879344 - Sunday 21 February 2010 18:26

#4 I have to agree, was she really that desperate? lol

By taycandy96 | 2

#878939 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:13

that sounds like it should be in a movie

AlcaSMT | 0

#879003 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:30

Agree~

maskedman | 9

#879261 - Sunday 21 February 2010 18:05

National Lampoon is probably working on it right now.

By HamsteronA | 0

#878941 - Sunday 21 February 2010 16:14

don't lie on the bed posing, as soon as he comes in, push him aginst the wall and start. and don't start naked, then there's nothing to build up to. start in ur underwear

LemonMan | 0

#879664 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:23

#7 has obviosly experienced something like this before

ImThePope | 2

#1848672 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:21

Sounds interesting. Haha, care to share some more? (; Just kidding. You don't know what he did at "school" so don't get your hopes up OP! Maybe he wants to take a nap first?