Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
GirlaftaGirl
| 0
You dont need a new body...you need a new boyfriend
By
Jen_J_the_J
| 0
^^^^ someone likes their porn
COMMENTS
By
mygoodsir
| 0
maybe he dosent like your body anymore
Reply
zZPedobearZz
| 0
"OMIGOSH THERES A NAKED WOMAN IN MY ROOM THROW A BaCKPACK AT HER!"
i would do the same... he probably did it by accident because he got scared or something...
i would do the same... he probably did it by accident because he got scared or something...
Reply
crimewc
| 0
dang don't u feel bad u need start searching for somebody else u that crazy he have some else stupied ?
Reply
FUDGELOVESME
| 0
yeah right he probably just didn't want to do it and was tired
Reply
ButtNekked
| 0
Backpack = Still in school? Oh god are you in HIGH SCHOOL :0
Reply
xlostwithoutu
| 0
They probably are in high school. Get married before having sex idiots.
Reply
reyemrein
| 0
STFU 41 no one likes to hear people like you shovel your bullshit on us
Reply
doink
| 0
Ever heard of college? Some people bring backpacks to their jobs, too.
Reply
mittensbum16
| 0
I carry a backpack and I'm in college it doesn't necessarily mean that you're still in high school
Reply
thor89
| 0
Your a stupid cunt with a black eye
Reply
Goofalie
| 0
41 your a douche bag who are you to judge what they do in there sex life you just jealous cause you don't get any at all and prolly never will
Reply
rap33r100
| 0
r u serius these years girls have sex before 13 for god sake
Reply
Pail17
| 0
^ very true.
Reply
rldostie
| 19
and boys? Boys have sex before 13, too, right?
no one should be having sex at 13 but let's not pretend it's worse for girls to be having sex. a guy gets a girl pregnant and his life is pretty much fucked too.
no one should be having sex at 13 but let's not pretend it's worse for girls to be having sex. a guy gets a girl pregnant and his life is pretty much fucked too.
Reply
showrunner
| 0
number 53 I second your motion
Reply
brainiac94
| 0
hi
Reply
EvilCupcake8361
| 9
41 I love your pic:)
Reply
TheLadWhoLived
| 0
Illiteracy's a bitch...
Reply
shumian
| 4
rofl "he got scared"
Reply
PoTnOoto
| 7
There's this thing called college, I think you guys should try it
By
NikAero
| 0
nvm
By
GirlaftaGirl
| 0
You dont need a new body...you need a new boyfriend
Reply
babe7260
| 30
No shit!!!!
By
J0yce
| 0
Were you that desperate for sex at the moment...?
Reply
Eddie_Paints
| 0
How rude!
Reply
Middrslife
| 0
#4 I have to agree, was she really that desperate? lol
By
taycandy96
| 2
that sounds like it should be in a movie
Reply
AlcaSMT
| 0
Agree~
Reply
maskedman
| 9
National Lampoon is probably working on it right now.
By
HamsteronA
| 0
don't lie on the bed posing, as soon as he comes in, push him aginst the wall and start. and don't start naked, then there's nothing to build up to. start in ur underwear
Reply
LemonMan
| 0
#7 has obviosly experienced something like this before
Reply
ImThePope
| 2
Sounds interesting. Haha, care to share some more? (; Just kidding. You don't know what he did at "school" so don't get your hopes up OP! Maybe he wants to take a nap first?
By
Jen_J_the_J
| 0
^^^^ someone likes their porn
Reply
cady2
| 0
FTW :)
Reply
harryman04
| 0
lol I was thinking the same thing
By
CallMeHush
| 0
Well who wants to screw some girl with a big honkin black eye?
Then again the pretend rapist might.
Then again the pretend rapist might.
By
jack8765
| 0
lol maybe he's in the closet and wanting to come out
By
perdix
| 29
At least he gave a toss.
No, really, it's game over, man. Move on, nothing to see here.
No, really, it's game over, man. Move on, nothing to see here.